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Well, he was thinking outside the box... just not far enough. ====================== Man Robs Bank, Immediately Deposits Money In Bank's ATM By Jason Hall Dec 15, 2021 A California man is accused of robbing a Wilmington, Delaware bank and immediately depositing the money into the same bank's ATM outside the building. McRoberts Williams, 44, was charged with second-degree robbery, according to a news release shared on the Delaware State Police's website. Authorities responded to a bank robbery at the Wells Fargo Bank on Old Capital Trail in Wilmington last Saturday (December 11). A female bank teller told officers she was handed a note from a man -- later identified as Williams -- stating a robbery was taking place. The bank teller complied and gave the suspect an undisclosed amount of money before the man fled the bank on foot. Williams stopped to deposit the money into an ATM located on the exterior of the bank before continuing to run behind the Prices Corner Shopping Center, where he was located and arrested by police without incident. Williams was transported to the Howard R. Young Correctional Institution, where he was held on $6,000 cash bond, according to the Delaware State Police news release. Delaware State Police did not specify whether the man had an attorney present during his arraignment at the Justice of the Peace Court #11 following his arrest. | ||
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Oriental Redneck |
So, did he stop by the ATM to withdraw money for the bail? Q | |||
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To deposit money, wouldn't he have to have an account at the bank?  This has the feel of a case of wanting to be caught and sent to prison. There is a kind of twisted logic to it. He gets food, clothing, shelter and medical care, even put to work. | |||
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Nosce te ipsum |
The true story is that he was out on work release when the event transpired ... | |||
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Seeker of Clarity |
So crazy, it just might work.  | |||
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| An investment in knowledge pays the best interest |
Maybe his account was about to be overdrafted; now he's been drafted elsewhere. | |||
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Invest Early, Invest Often |
Wanted to go back to Prison and California refused to arrest him...or anyone. | |||
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"Member" |
So he just needed a ride?  | |||
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His Royal Hiney |
I'm thinking he had the bright idea to get rid of the evidence so that it won't be on his person if the cops should stop him. "It did not really matter what we expected from life, but rather what life expected from us. We needed to stop asking about the meaning of life, and instead to think of ourselves as those who were being questioned by life – daily and hourly. Our answer must consist not in talk and meditation, but in right action and in right conduct. Life ultimately means taking the responsibility to find the right answer to its problems and to fulfill the tasks which it constantly sets for each individual." Viktor Frankl, Man's Search for Meaning, 1946. | |||
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At least he had a plan, as in thinking ahead. Some bad guys don't plan that far, so he gets -1 points instead of -2, the latter the normal score for dumb guys not planning ahead. But since it's Christmas time, I'll give him a score of zero instead. He deserves that much. Lover of the US Constitution Wile E. Coyote School of DIY Disaster | |||
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| Man Once Child Twice |
Held on $6K bond? He had more than that in his bank account.  | |||
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Nice Ha !! Lover of the US Constitution Wile E. Coyote School of DIY Disaster | |||
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| Nosce te ipsum |
Welcome to The First State. Inland mid-state you hear Tidewater accents. Chesapeake oysterman accents via Thames watermen c.1620 ... truly is a microcosm of migratory history. | |||
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אַרְיֵה |
He probably wanted to put the money in a safe place so that he wouldn't get robbed. הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים | |||
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