“Former forestry student turned shaman and yoga instructor.” I guess her chakras got all out of alignment. Like para, I think she could get her channels squared away in prison.

Everyone knows propane is the ticket for getting the heat necessary to reduce bear urine!

A decade or more ago, the left was all about this "no labels" crap, but it seems to me their identity and even their very existence is nothing but labels.

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Originally posted by FishOn:

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Originally posted by Jimbo Jones:
How does one go about collecting bear urine in the wild?

That was my first thought.

And if you don’t do it right, it’s your LAST thought...

Leftists love award ceremonies. I suggest "The Feces Awards"

Be the one who is the most full of shit and take home the coveted "Crappy". With so many entrants, the voting process will take forever. Of course, the outcome is fixed.

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Originally posted by DSgrouse:
Okay, what is up with the two co2 cartridges?

The reporter (typically a lazy dipshit) reported as CO2, but more likely it’s N2O (nitrous oxide) misused as an inhalant to get high.

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Originally posted by Av8nShooter:

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How does one go about collecting bear urine in the wild?

I believe I saw it sold in the organic section of our supermarket. Same aisle as the squirrel nuts.

To collect bear urine in the wild it helps to place a few liters of beer in opened cans near a depression in the ground along your hiking trail.

Preferably Hamm’s.

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claimed that she had been thirsty whilst out hiking and found a puddle in a dry creek bed which contained bear urine.

She then claims she attempted to filter the water using a tea bag but when that failed tried to start a fire to boil the water. Souverneva said that it was too wet to start a fire so she drank the water and continued walking.

Bear urine? ...sure. You just 'happened' to find a puddle that contained 'bear urine' and because you were thirsty, you attempted to drink from it. Oh, oh, you tried to use a tea-bag as a filter Crazy...


Graduated from CalTech
pursued Enviro Science PhD
Worked in bio-tech field at Gilead
Yoga teacher
self-proclaimed 'Shaman'
SAT tutor

Yeah, you got problems. Academically you were a high-achiever, you won the analytical lottery but, once schooling was done, the realities of life took over and you couldn't cope. You could've been a highly paid citizen contributing to society, instead, you decided to throw it away to go burn the land.

Truly batshit crazy. I mean bearpiss crazy

So if she knows the taste of bear urine, what else has she tasted?

Thats a mouth I wanna kiss.... I wonder what her former boyfriends are thinking now.

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Originally posted by tatortodd:

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Originally posted by DSgrouse:
Okay, what is up with the two co2 cartridges?

The reporter (typically a lazy dipshit) reported as CO2, but more likely it’s N2O (nitrous oxide) misused as an inhalant to get high.

She was bruin her home recipe for Twisted Tea.

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Originally posted by parabellum:
A decade or more ago, the left was all about this "no labels" crap, but it seems to me their identity and even their very existence is nothing but labels.

"First you get rid of all the other labels, then you monopolize the power of labels, then you avoid responsibility by hiding behind labels"? Sounds kinda familiar, somehow.

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Originally posted by BigSwede:
Truly batshit crazy. I mean bearpiss crazy.

A new standard of crazy for a new era of crazy. FWIW, I like that.

A high IQ does not protect you from mental health problems. She is psychotic and not gotten the proper treatment. She does not appear to be the typical arsonist, but time will tell.

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Originally posted by RichardC:
She was bruin her home recipe for Twisted Tea.

I see what you did there

How did she know it was bear urine?

Deer?

Sasquatch?

A passing Bohdisattva?

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Originally posted by frayedends:

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Originally posted by DSgrouse:
crap it is the same chick.


Okay, what is up with the two co2 cartridges?

Probably to make seltzer once the urine burns off.

I lol'ed

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Originally posted by arfmel:
“- after claiming the blaze was triggered accidentally while she tried to boil bear urine so she could drink it.”

This could happen to anyone.

I rofl'ed LOLOL

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"Souverneva's statements might indicate mental illness or drug abuse, her attorney argued."

Ya think?

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Originally posted by ZSMICHAEL:
A high IQ does not protect you from mental health problems.

History demomstrates to us the opposite is true- there's a fine line between genius and madness.

However, I am not impressed by all her labels. I don't get the impression she is even smart, much less, a genius. These days, colleges hand out degrees like paper napkins at a barbecue joint.

Q: Say, Para, what are you doing interjecting politics into an apolitical thread?

A: What makes you think this isn't political?

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She does not appear to be the typical arsonist

She shares the one thing all arsonists have in common, in a certain behavior....