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Portland replaced the Christmas tree to be inclusive.

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December 13, 2025, 04:52 PM
powermad
Portland replaced the Christmas tree to be inclusive.
Just because it looks like a butt plug doesn't mean anything.
https://thatoregonlife.com/202...aces-christmas-tree/
December 13, 2025, 04:59 PM
.38supersig
Now all they get to do is argue over who is the biggest asshole.




December 13, 2025, 05:05 PM
V-Tail
quote:
From the linked news article:

Plans are already underway to defend the display on social media, with officials confirming that questioning its shape is “part of the conversation.” As one city leader concluded, “Portland has always believed the holidays should make people feel something. This year, that feeling just happens to be mild confusion



הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים
December 13, 2025, 05:55 PM
pedropcola
Oh brother. So if they made a 20 foot green dildo that’s “part of the conversation”? Yea ok, a conversation between morons.
December 13, 2025, 06:04 PM
dar185
Before you get too worked up, this is satire.



"I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them." Thomas Jefferson


"All that is necessary for evil to triumph is that good men have insurance." JALLEN
December 13, 2025, 06:10 PM
powermad
Totally missed that at the top of the page.
December 13, 2025, 08:21 PM
Pipe Smoker
quote:
Originally posted by powermad:
Totally missed that at the top of the page.

‘Cuz it’s too believable. Exactly what we’d expect of Portland.


Serious about crackers.
December 14, 2025, 03:27 AM
CQB60
The Portland buttplug…


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December 14, 2025, 10:08 AM
bob ramberg
Portland has gone "full retard".


Bob
Carpe Scrotum
December 14, 2025, 10:12 AM
Expert308
quote:
Originally posted by bob ramberg:
Portland has gone "full retard".

Oh, they did that years ago. Here's another story from that same site, only this one isn't satire. This is Portland reality.

FAGAWI (F**k around, get away with it)
December 14, 2025, 08:40 PM
dsiets
quote:
Originally posted by powermad:
Totally missed that at the top of the page.

Then you should probably edit your original post subject line. Just add (Satire) at the end.