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Wait.

Wait.

His WIFE wins a scratch ticket, and he buys a helicopter and crashes it?

She must be really in love and/or stupid.


Arc.
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Posts: 27123 | Location: On fire, off the shoulder of Orion | Registered: June 09, 2004Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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Wait.

Wait.

His WIFE wins a scratch ticket, and he buys a helicopter and crashes it?

She must be really in love and/or stupid.

Arc.




Maybe she has a bigger life insurance policy on him?
 
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Originally posted by Sigmanic:
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Wait.

Wait.

His WIFE wins a scratch ticket, and he buys a helicopter and crashes it?

She must be really in love and/or stupid.

Arc.




Maybe she has a bigger life insurance policy on him?


She's brilliant!




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Posts: 38416 | Location: Above the snow line in Michigan | Registered: May 21, 2004Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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She bought a Mercedes SUV with her half of the money.

He bought a helicopter.

http://m.wmbfnews.com/story/38...shes-in-iron-station



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Posts: 5294 | Location: USA | Registered: December 05, 2004Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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She bought a Mercedes SUV with her half of the money.

He bought a helicopter.

http://m.wmbfnews.com/story/38...shes-in-iron-station


AND.....they both most likely live in a single wide trailer.
 
Posts: 21421 | Registered: June 12, 2005Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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Naw, appears to be a nice middle class neighborhood.
With great neighbors.

Similar to the neighbor in the news report;

If I had won $100,000 I wouldn't spend ~$35,000 on a helicopter and teach myself to fly, but he chose to, and I respect his rights for his money.



“We’re in a situation where we have put together, and you guys did it for our administration…President Obama’s administration before this. We have put together, I think, the most extensive and inclusive voter fraud organization in the history of American politics,”
Pres. Select, Joe Biden

“Let’s go, Brandon” Kelli Stavast, 2 Oct. 2021
 
Posts: 5294 | Location: USA | Registered: December 05, 2004Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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It's a bit of a laff when you think about it. Most rational people who want to fly a helicopter go to the trouble of paying out upwards of a $1/4 Million learning to do it without divot-flonking*.

Guess they're all way too stupid, right?

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Posts: 11472 | Location: UK, OR, ONT | Registered: July 10, 2003Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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Here's what I was expecting.




Link to original video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPCS6j76bhE





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Originally posted by ScreamingCockatoo:
Here's what I was expecting.



Link to original video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPCS6j76bhE




Exactly what i was thinking about as well. Hogg's back baby!!!




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Posts: 1290 | Location: Alabama | Registered: May 20, 2003Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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As I understand it the newer Robinson helicopters are very easy to fly, they don’t use a stick and cyclic system anymore, at least according to my cousin’s husband. She bought him a flight in one, with a instructor. He has a pilot license and said it was very much like a fixed wing aircraft. That being said no one in their right mind would purchase one, hop in and attempt to fly it.


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Posts: 12252 | Location: The untamed wilds of Kansas | Registered: August 25, 2001Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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Thankfully, that was as far as this idiot was able to get before actually gaining any altitude and doing some real harm. I’m glad he lost all that money and nearly his life; for his sake, hopefully a much needed wake up call.




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As I understand it the newer Robinson helicopters are very easy to fly, they don’t use a stick and cyclic system anymore, at least according to my cousin’s husband. She bought him a flight in one, with a instructor. He has a pilot license and said it was very much like a fixed wing aircraft. That being said no one in their right mind would purchase one, hop in and attempt to fly it.


I had an owner I worked for in a third world country many years ago that did precisely just that with a Bell Jet Ranger. He was a pilot of jets and etc for many many years, bought a helicopter the government seized......there was only 1 other helicopter in the country and had the pilot train him for 3 days. AND, off he went flying it himself. He asked me if I wanted to fly out to his island with him, I said hell no. It would take him about 3-4 tries to get off of the ground.....LOLOLOLOL He never crashed it in the few months he owned it but sold it shortly thereafter because it brought too much attention in the country.
 
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Hey, he was just practicing his hover until that pesky tree got in the way. All he needed was a bigger yard!

Is the ultra light fad still a thing like it was? We used to hear of people killing themselves in them too.



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Posts: 4199 | Location: Middle Tennessee | Registered: February 07, 2013Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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Probably won't have any NTSB issues, seeing how he didn't actually fly it, just hit a tree with it running LOL
 
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