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Burglar bleeds to death inside house he broke into.

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November 12, 2018, 05:42 PM
Rightwire
Burglar bleeds to death inside house he broke into.
What do you want to bet his family Sue's the homeowners for wrongful death?



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November 12, 2018, 06:05 PM
12131
quote:
Originally posted by Rightwire:
What do you want to bet his family Sue's the homeowners for wrongful death?

Yeah, the dead perp's family will sue the homeowner for not installing tempered glass.

But wait, this is TEXAS. So, fuck you. Smile


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November 12, 2018, 07:37 PM
46and2
Criminals these days are so rude. Back in the day they'd use a credit card to jimmy a door, sneak in quietly, steal some shit, and leave without making a big mess.
November 12, 2018, 08:20 PM
radioman
quote:
Originally posted by Puckpilot78:
Stupid is as stupid does!


Not the sharpest. Oh wait, that's not what I meant........


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November 12, 2018, 09:46 PM
phydough
One of the best, less than 100 word articles, I have read in a long time.
November 13, 2018, 12:19 AM
butterflyeffect
Its like dying with the Treasure you wanted to steal. Lols.
November 13, 2018, 12:26 AM
shovelhead
Wonder if he was trying to cut out before the homeowner returned?


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November 13, 2018, 04:55 AM
HayesGreener
Poor child. Everyone always thought he was destined to a bad end.


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