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White people are only allowed to make white people food
May 25, 2017, 08:52 PM
justjoeWhite people are only allowed to make white people food
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Originally posted by egregore:
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Originally posted by Skins2881:
Time to boycott McDonald's!
I just stopped there for lunch and tried their Pico Guac Lime burger.
A year, maybe two, ago we had a discussion over a Hispanic girl pissed off about its being called "guac."
Yes, I posted that article and thread. According to her, anyone who said, "guac" was a foaming-at-the-mouth, rabid racist!! And sombreros-- don't get her started on sombreros!
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May 26, 2017, 09:42 AM
jhe888quote:
Originally posted by reloader-1:
I'm not joking about the number of whites/Caucasians in South America, there are about 200mm or so spread throughout LatAm.
My first wife's maiden name was very Hispanic. However, her Mexican forbears were entirely European, and her appearance was utterly European. She was a white as a person can be (far paler than German/English me) and she is a natural redhead, like Reloader-1's cousin. It really torqued the Hispanic student organization at UT when she went in to get her scholarship check - they didn't think she was "really" Hispanic.
And my wife now is a quarter Hispanic. Her grandmother was a white Spaniard from Baja California. You can get my wife a little huffy if you call her a Mexican. "They were Spanish, not Mexicans." Her grandmother was a racist - the "Mexicans" to her were the Indians and mestizos, and a little of that sticks even now.
There are a lot of white Hispanics. I married two of them.
The fish is mute, expressionless. The fish doesn't think because the fish knows everything. May 26, 2017, 03:44 PM
Dusty78quote:
Originally posted by jhe888:
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Originally posted by reloader-1:
I'm not joking about the number of whites/Caucasians in South America, there are about 200mm or so spread throughout LatAm.
My first wife's maiden name was very Hispanic. However, her Mexican forbears were entirely European, and her appearance was utterly European. She was a white as a person can be (far paler than German/English me) and she is a natural redhead, like Reloader-1's cousin. It really torqued the Hispanic student organization at UT when she went in to get her scholarship check - they didn't think she was "really" Hispanic.
And my wife now is a quarter Hispanic. Her grandmother was a white Spaniard from Baja California. You can get my wife a little huffy if you call her a Mexican. "They were Spanish, not Mexicans." Her grandmother was a racist - the "Mexicans" to her were the Indians and mestizos, and a little of that sticks even now.
There are a lot of white Hispanics. I married two of them.
I'm a very white hispanic.
Louie CK is also half Mexican.
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May 26, 2017, 04:49 PM
JALLENLee Trevino claimed he was born a poor Mexican, but became a wealthy Spaniard.
Luckily, I have enough willpower to control the driving ambition that rages within me.
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Originally posted by jhe888:
There are a lot of white Hispanics. I married two of them.
First, with the hookers and blow, then with two wives.
What red-blooded male has not fantasized about the two-on-one? ... (I don't see many hands raised)
Dude, you are The Man! I am humbled by your achievements.
הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים May 26, 2017, 05:40 PM
flashguyOK. Just what constitutes "White People Food"? One supposes it would not include our Chinese food--oh, wait! "American" Chinese food is not the same as what is served in China. (Believe me, it's not--I won't eat what the serve in China, but I like the American variety.) Does Tex-Mex count? How about some of the South American foods?
Those Liberal females should find something useful to do with their time--like cooking at home, washing dishes, and having babies. (I kid.)
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Texan by choice, not accident of birth May 26, 2017, 05:47 PM
46and2^ I dunno, but I bet Flashguy food is categorically "very, very, very white people food".

May 26, 2017, 06:14 PM
mbinkyIf I had to guess, I'd say white people food involves bacon. And if it dosen't, it should. Matter of fact every nationality's food should involve bacon. BOOM. World peace. Where's my Nobel?
June 01, 2017, 09:17 PM
FenrisI culturally appropriate my Japanese wife every chance I get.
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