A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry he sat down and looked at the menu.
Tourist..............$5
Broiled Missionary...$10
Fried Explorer.......$15
Democrat baked or grilled....$100

The cannibal called the waiter and asked, "why such a high price for a Democrat?"
He replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of shit it takes all morning."