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Why does coffee go through me as if I wasn't even there?

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August 23, 2019, 06:20 PM
arcwelder
Why does coffee go through me as if I wasn't even there?
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Originally posted by Balzé Halzé:
quote:
Originally posted by 2BobTanner:
Diuretic


Coffee is not a diuretic.


Caffeine is, and it occurs naturally in coffee. Can we not split hairs?

He didn't say decaf.

To quote David Letterman:

"Decaffeinated coffee is like non-alcoholic gin."


Arc.
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August 23, 2019, 09:06 PM
patw
I feel your pain. Today was not a good day. Not to be gross but I had my normal morning coffee,about 3-4 cups,half decaf and half fully loaded, and I think I have expelled food I haven't eaten yet. Next time I have a colonoscopy, I know to drink more coffee and less "go lightly". I am sure it is the caffeine that messes with me.
August 24, 2019, 05:48 AM
tha1000
Coffee and Copenhagen. The laxative of choice for the US Military.


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August 24, 2019, 07:22 AM
joatmonv
quote:
Originally posted by 220-9er:
The sound of filling my coffee maker with water makes me head for the bathroom.


Hahahahaha. Nice.
I'm an addict and won't lie about it. About 2 pots a day for me starting when I get up in the morning.
Constant running to the head.


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August 24, 2019, 11:51 AM
yanici
Seems the older I get, and I'm an old fart now, the coffee stays in me during the daytime. At night it keeps me making mucho trips to make up for not going enough during the daytime.

I've weighed myself before bed and in the morning when I get up and can lose up to 3 lbs. overnight. I think it's all from my midnight trips.


John

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