Yes, gravity is the solution.

Or a Triple Lindy.


The help he needs is a swan dive out of his high rise apartment.[/QUOTE]

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Originally posted by darthfuster:
This nincompoop thinks he can control the scope and methods of his war. He can't. I'll look for him on the battle field.

This.

Leftists in the US calling for "civil war" of any kind are really calling for their own destruction, but they're too divorced from reality to see it.

I don't wish for a loss of essential services/conveniences, but I'm confident that I can survive their interruption, likely for a long time. And I'm a just a basic suburbanite who's given a little thought/effort/planning towards self-sufficiency if there are weather, grid outages, or supply chain issues.

The left has become addicted to the system "helping" them at every turn. When the system calls in sick, they're screwed. 72 hours after the interruption of essential services, they're done.

Many of my friends/family would barely notice.

Stranded at the top of a high-rise when the power goes out after the war you're asking for begins, is a really bad place to find yourself, Keith.

Do you know what the savages in NYC will call you if all Hell breaks loose becuase of your war? No, not "Mister Olbermann" and no, not even "Keith."

They will call you "dinner"

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Originally posted by parabellum:
https://www.foxnews.com/media/...ed-states-submission

Keith had better hope society does not collapse into lawlessness while he's still alive, because if it does, he'll end up being one of the first to go.

People sling around terms like 'Nazi' and 'fascist' so casually these days, but this son of a bitch is an actual, dyed-in-the-wool, rabid fascist. This cat is seriously nuts, a genuine fanatic. He doesn't even know what he's asking for with this "war against red states" crap. If ever faced with the harsh reality of the things he says he wants, he'd end up on his knees, crying like the little bitch he is, at the first sign of trouble.

It's like we're brothers from a different mother. I seriously think the same thing every time I near the POS utter words.

He's a deranged wackadoodle, a pathological egocentric of the worst sort.

He's the type that would stoke this discontent and then run and hide shivering underneath his bed ... he's got a serious karma kickback coming.

Truly one of the great pieces of shit on earth. Has been for a long time now. Be careful what you wish for when discussing civil wars dumbass.

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Originally posted by Pale Horse:
I don’t really know how much money transfers from blue states to red states and why. I hear a lot of leftists talk about how blue states fund red states

The math isn’t a heavy lift. Most blue states can’t keep businesses within their states. Businesses leave for states like Texas and Tennessee. Then add in the overloaded population of legal and illegals.

Olbermann’s plan would lead to true blue states falling into third world chaos.

Then the clown shoes would blame red states for the deaths that his wishes caused.

He would then call for the red state resources to be taken by force (of government guns) to “save lives”.

All the while Olbermann would move out of the blue state...

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Originally posted by Ripley:

Jesus Christ, he’s Bricktop.

Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible ‘unt... me.

Um, doesn’t most of the food come from red states.

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Originally posted by Green Highlander:
Um, doesn’t most of the food come from red states.

Not totally. Like Seattle had a community garden up in the CHOP but I think the mostly peaceful demonstrators shit in it. So maybe you're right.

California's agriculture is centered in red counties. Most of the wine is blue counties, though.

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Originally posted by stickman428:
I believe Keith is suffering from some form of mental illness.

That's what happens when you sniff too many jockstraps.

He’s mentally ill.

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Originally posted by tte415f:
He’s mentally ill.

To me, the guy is just pure asshole, like Alec Baldwin. A colossal asshole. Look at the video I previously posted, a local news station promo bumper from the 80s- his catch phrase is "Sports with a smirk".

He was born an asshole.

The red states won't starve when the shooting starts. The blue cities will.