Dumb joke of the day...

March 25, 2019, 02:53 PM

Jim Shugart

Q: How many potatoes does it take to starve an Irishman?
A: None

(I'm part Irish.)

_{When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw}

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"Yidn, shreibt un fershreibt"

"The Nazis entered this war under the rather childish delusion that they were going to bomb everyone else, and nobody was going to bomb them. At Rotterdam, London, Warsaw and half a hundred other places, they put their rather naive theory into operation. They sowed the wind, and now they are going to reap the whirlwind."
-Bomber Harris

_{When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw}

March 25, 2019, 03:18 PM

Eponym

Are "none" sufficient?

I apologize for inserting a political reference in the thread but it seemed to fit the joke.

March 25, 2019, 10:36 PM

sig77

A Mexican magician told his audience that he would disappear on the count of three. He went Uno, dos..He disappeared without a tres.

There are 3 kinds of people, those that understand numbers and those that don't.

"Some things are apparent. Where government moves in, community retreats, civil society disintegrates and our ability to control our own destiny atrophies. The result is: families under siege; war in the streets; unapologetic expropriation of property; the precipitous decline of the rule of law; the rapid rise of corruption; the loss of civility and the triumph of deceit. The result is a debased, debauched culture which finds moral depravity entertaining and virtue contemptible."
-- Justice Janice Rogers Brown

"The United States government is the largest criminal enterprise on earth."
-rduckwor