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I'm Different! |
Cue the Python quotes!
“Agnostic, gun owning, conservative, college educated hillbilly” | ||
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Unapologetic Old School Curmudgeon |
So is she the queen now? Don't weep for the stupid, or you will be crying all day | |||
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Festina Lente |
Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. NRA Life Member - "Fear God and Dreadnaught" | |||
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Info Guru |
Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away. “Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.” - John Adams | |||
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Raptorman |
You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you! ____________________________ Eeewwww, don't touch it! Here, poke at it with this stick. | |||
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Serenity now! |
Help, help! I'm being repressed! Come see the violence inherent in the system! Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice - pull down your pants and slide on the ice. ʘ ͜ʖ ʘ | |||
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stupid beyond all belief |
What man is a man that does not make the world better. -Balian of Ibelin Only boring people get bored. - Ruth Burke | |||
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Serenity now! |
On a side note, dad seems like a bit of a wet blanket. A sword? Don't be silly - that's just a piece of fencing. Oh, it is a sword. Well, it's probably not real, and not old. Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice - pull down your pants and slide on the ice. ʘ ͜ʖ ʘ | |||
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Member |
Dennis? Is that you, Dennis? ———- Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for thou art crunchy and taste good with catsup. | |||
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Oriental Redneck |
Or, maybe it's all a set up. You know, these days, I read almost everything with a high degree of skepticism. Q | |||
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Not really from Vienna |
This. I smell a rat in Denmark. | |||
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Member |
I'm not old. | |||
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No worries! |
Fake as can be, but cool as hell for the girl, even if it is just a film prop. | |||
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Member |
He just happened to recount the legend before she went wading in the pond, then she just happened to come across the sword ... Right. ... stirred anti-clockwise. | |||
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Edge seeking Sharp blade! |
When did you get out? | |||
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Husband, Father, Aggie, all around good guy! |
you'll be stone dead in a moment! | |||
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Lost |
If not a blatant setup by the father (who ironically told the story of Arthur moments before the "discovery"), then the weapon was just chucked in the lake by someone else who also knew the legend. OTOH, weird things do happen. I was in Japan once, up in the foothills. For some reason we started talking about monkeys. I asked if there were any around this area, and my friend assured me there were none in this prefecture. He had scarcely finished his sentence when I looked into a field and glanced at maybe 30 monkeys. My friend said I was mistaken, and said at most I saw a bunch of farmers dressed up in monkey suits (??). When we stoped at the next intersection, I told my friend to look behind him. The monkey tribe had just reached the side road. He had no explanation, but now his parents think we're both out of our minds, there's no monkeys in this prefecture. | |||
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Member |
I don't know exactly why, but that's just funny! God bless America. | |||
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Conveniently located directly above the center of the Earth |
....good GAWD man....that's NOT a 'scimitar'.... pull yerself together before they increase your dose of therapeutic nostril beetles again.... **************~~~~~~~~~~ "I've been on this rock too long to bother with these liars any more." ~SIGforum advisor~ "When the pain of staying the same outweighs the pain of change, then change will come."~~sigmonkey | |||
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Do No Harm, Do Know Harm |
Kinda like the time I told my illegal Mexican national arrestee not to worry, because I'd never seen an ICE agent at the jail in my career, and the first person we saw when the Sally port opened was the newly assigned ICE agent Knowing what one is talking about is widely admired but not strictly required here. Although sometimes distracting, there is often a certain entertainment value to this easy standard. -JALLEN "All I need is a WAR ON DRUGS reference and I got myself a police thread BINGO." -jljones | |||
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