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My wife. I tell you!

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November 09, 2026, 03:34 PM
229DAK
My wife. I tell you!
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Originally posted by darthfuster:
I confess sometimes Mrs DF makes me wonder….. She’s a very intelligent, educated and logical person. I know this. I’ve witnessed it for decades. And then she’ll have a sudden incongruent lapse. She’ll say something or ask a question that makes me tilt me head and in soliloquy ask, where has she been during our entire conversation? And yet it makes perfect sense to her. I have learned to just back up to the derailment and start over.
Or when you are discussing something, she takes a hard right turn, changes the subject and you're still marching along straight ahead. Roll Eyes


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“A man’s treatment of a dog is no indication of the man’s nature, but his treatment of a cat is. It is the crucial test. None but the humane treat a cat well.”
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November 09, 2026, 03:54 PM
TigerDore
It is best to let it go. Just love her as she is.

On this subject, I saw a bumper sticker once that was as wise as it was funny:

"Never argue with your wife, just dicker."


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November 10, 2026, 02:46 PM
sig sailor
If I need something, but don't know where it is,
I'll ask my wife where it is. She will say something like, "It's in the drawer". You guessed it, we have drawers in every room in the house. Big Grin


"Do not approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear, or a fool from any direction." John Deacon, Author

I asked myself if I was crazy, and we all said no.
November 10, 2026, 03:16 PM
Timdogg6
Saw a bumper sticker:

I do whatever the voices in my wife's head tell her to tell me to do.


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