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You sit down after a walk and realize you don’t have the remote but won’t get up because you don’t want to disturb him: (Please add your “you know when comment”)  | ||
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Told cops where to go for over 29 years… |
You pull a chair over from the dining room table to sit in because she got to the recliner first.  What part of "...Shall not be infringed" don't you understand???  | |||
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Breaks my heart as my dude is gone. Enjoy the little things with your best friend. I'd rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I'm not. | |||
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| Run Silent Run Deep  |
You cook eggs for breakfast and cook a few extra for him. _____________________________ Pledge allegiance or pack your bag! The problem with Socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money. - Margaret Thatcher Spread my work ethic, not my wealth | |||
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Heh. Did that just this morning. | |||
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The Unmanned Writer |
lol - this!! Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. "If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own... | |||
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Definitely. Best regards, Tom I have no comment at this time. | |||
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Still finding my way |
When you vacuum the couch before the missus gets home so she doesn't find out you let him watch TV with you on the couch.  | |||
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Bolt Thrower |
My old dog LOVED my weekends. He would always get an egg or two, and some bites of bacon. | |||
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| A teetotaling beer aficionado  |
When he gets overly excited with a squirrel in HIS yard... and I can't muster a harsh word.  Men fight for liberty and win it with hard knocks. Their children, brought up easy, let it slip away again, poor fools. And their grandchildren are once more slaves. -D.H. Lawrence | |||
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| Too soon old, too late smart |
Navy, with those eyes, there is no hope for you. | |||
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haha. That's awesome. | |||
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| Paddle your own canoe  |
When he growls at you early in the morning to get out of bed so he can move into your spot, and YOU DO! | |||
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| Gone but Together Again. Dad & Uncle  |
When you get in bed for the night, he’s in your spot, so you end up sleeping with half your ass off the edge of the bed because you don’t want to move him. | |||
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Great stories gents! Who else thinks Ryan’s wife knows but doesn’t say anything? LOL | |||
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When you get home in the late afternoon tired and starving because you haven't eaten all day, and the first meals made are for them. ----------------------------- Guns are awesome because they shoot solid lead freedom. Every man should have several guns. And several dogs, because a man with a cat is a woman. Kurt Schlichter | |||
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I run trains! |
Sunday morning is scrambled egg day for our pups. Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view. Complacency sucks… | |||
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Keeping the economy moving since 1964 |
When it's just the two of you home alone and you talk to him like you're talking to another human. ----------------------- You can't fall off the floor. | |||
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| Run Silent Run Deep |
Ive got another... I snow blow the back yard so he has his yard all winter long... I put rubber feet on the blower so I don't tear up the turf. _____________________________ Pledge allegiance or pack your bag! The problem with Socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money. - Margaret Thatcher Spread my work ethic, not my wealth | |||
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