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That's not a steer. THIS is a steer. -- Meet Knickers, the 1-ton steer.

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November 28, 2018, 03:43 PM
rusbro
That's not a steer. THIS is a steer. -- Meet Knickers, the 1-ton steer.
quote:
Originally posted by BBMW:
I wonder how big a rib eye from him would be.

I read that they're not going to send him to slaughter because he's just too damn big to fit through the processing plant.


Two words: helicopter saw


November 28, 2018, 04:00 PM
Graniteguy
You guys do realize he is a DAIRY cow?
November 28, 2018, 04:20 PM
rusbro
quote:
Originally posted by Graniteguy:
You guys do realize he is a DAIRY cow?



I'll pass on the milk then.
November 28, 2018, 04:23 PM
Udo
quote:
Originally posted by Graniteguy:
You guys do realize he is a DAIRY cow?
.

Fifty percent of all Dairy cattle are male either bull or steer. All dairy stock sell as "canner & cutters"and most end up as Hamburger.
November 28, 2018, 04:55 PM
lastmanstanding
We're gonna need a bigger smoker! Razz
Holsteins can make darn good eatin. Back when we had our hobby farm I'd buy 2 or 3 Holstein steers every year. Keep em penned up by the barn and feed them calf starter for 6 weeks then turn them out to grass feed all summer and butcher in fall.


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November 28, 2018, 04:58 PM
lyman
quote:
Originally posted by Udo:
quote:
Originally posted by Graniteguy:
You guys do realize he is a DAIRY cow?
.

Fifty percent of all Dairy cattle are male either bull or steer. All dairy stock sell as "canner & cutters"and most end up as Hamburger.



you sure about that percentage?



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November 28, 2018, 05:02 PM
scsigs
He is definitely a bit bigger than the 1100lb steer I butchered 2 weeks ago.
November 28, 2018, 05:06 PM
Sgt Neutron

November 28, 2018, 05:07 PM
ffips
I can haz chezbergur?
November 28, 2018, 05:46 PM
bendable
big john seems like a more appropriate name






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November 28, 2018, 05:59 PM
RichardC
Alrighty, then.


I'm just gonna eat mor chikin.


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November 28, 2018, 06:22 PM
Rawny
quote:
Originally posted by rusbro:
quote:
Originally posted by Graniteguy:
You guys do realize he is a DAIRY cow?



I'll pass on the milk then.

Roy: "Hey, I hope you don't mind, I got up a little early, so I took the liberty of milking your cow for you." <Drinks from the bucket>

Mr. Boorg: "We don't have a cow, Brother Munson. We have a bull."

Roy: "I'll brush my teeth..."
November 28, 2018, 06:25 PM
valkyrie1
too late, they named him..........
November 29, 2018, 12:24 AM
corsair
Is it possible for cows to have pituitary problems? ...do cows have pituitary glands?
November 29, 2018, 05:08 AM
StarTraveler
He is a big fellow. The biggest bull we had when I was a kid was a little over 5-feet tall and weighed a little over a ton. Snickers the giant steer weighs over 3,000 pounds and looks even bigger in the photos and video next to the young cows. They aren't fully grown (probably around a year old, while not reaching their full growth until around age two).


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November 29, 2018, 01:08 PM
Blaque Jacque Shellaque
One that size give a whole new meaning to cow tipping.
November 29, 2018, 03:10 PM
sjames
That’s a whole lotta bull steer!
November 30, 2018, 12:10 PM
olfuzzy
Well....so much for his 15 minutes of fame. Meet Dozer Razz





A Canadian farmer claims his super steer is an INCH taller than the viral 6ft 4 Aussie cow which has been hogging the headlines.

Karl Schoenrock says his own steer Dozer is just over 6-foot-5, calling him a "gentle giant".

Australian cow, Knickers, became a viral sensation after a video emerged of him towering above other farm beasts.

The enormous 1.4-tonne beast which has been saved from getting the chop at the abattoir, won social media fame, and could suffer a rare genetic condition.

But Dozer's owners say he can pull the udder one.

Karl, and his wife Raelle, who run Kismet Creek Farm in Manitoba, decided to see how their bovine measured up.

To their surprise he had grown two inches taller than the last time they sized him up - and he might even be the world's biggest.

“He’s just the friendliest animal,” Schoenrock said.

“He’s not very intimidating at all, except for his size. If you stood next to him he’ll just lay down next to you.”

Like Knickers from down under, Dozer was saved from being turned into burgers and steaks - although you'd get a lot out of him.

Butchers say Knickers alone would produce around 1,400 lbs of trimmed 'saleable' beef - enough for 450 cuts of steak and 370kg of mince.


https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/...bigger-canada-dozer/
November 30, 2018, 12:57 PM
cne32507
The Holstein, Knickers, is hanging with a herd of small Wagyu cattle. That makes him look bigger than he is.

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November 30, 2018, 01:00 PM
Kevmo
quote:
Originally posted by BBMW:
I wonder how big a rib eye from him would be.

I read that they're not going to send him to slaughter because he's just too damn big to fit through the processing plant.

As far as the actual beef, I think I'd rather have a steak from one of the brownies he's wandering around with. They're Wagyu. Probably tastier than Holstein.



https://youtu.be/V9m9cAz10jg