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..In what was hailed as one of the funniest opening monologues in recent times, Rock placed comedy above politics as he took swipes at both sides of the political spectrum...

'Trump had a good year, man,' Rock said. 'Trump survived an assassination attempt. Won the presidency again by winning the popular vote. Was just named 'Time' man of the year...

'A lot of people are scared. Like, "oh, my God, he's going to be so undignified." When I say a lot of people, I'm talking about the nine New Yorkers that didn't vote for him, okay?', Rock said, poking fun at liberals...

'Come on, man, this is not the most dignified job in the world. We've had presidents show up to the inauguration with pregnant slaves, okay? And I'm just talking about Bill Clinton,' ...

'Dude. It's the United States... I mean, you know what country we live in. You know the history of this country. You know how many rapists are in my wallet right now? A cup of coffee in America costs seven rapists... Trump's going to get it down to three.' ...

Turning to Trump, Rock joked how the president-elect was going to start deporting illegal immigrants while working with the 'number one African American in the world, the richest African American in the world, Elon Musk.' ... 'They're going to put them in a rocket ship–call it 'SpaceMex,' ...

'I gotta hand it to Joe, he don't move as fast as he used to, he don't talk as fast as he used to,' Rock said, 'but that middle finger still works,' ... 'Only an animal would not pardon your son. Every parent in the world would pardon their son, except the parents of the Menendez Brothers,' he joked.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/ne...ill-Clinton-SNL.html
 
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Is comedy back? Hahaha. Love it.
 
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Originally posted by mark123:
Is comedy back? Hahaha. Love it.


Make Comedy Safe Again!




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Those were some good jokes, he's not doing them because he on the right side.
He's just reading the room and writing the jokes, he's not stupid.
 
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'Dude. It's the United States... I mean, you know what country we live in.


The national anthem is sung to the tune of a drinking song. The Navy's song *is* a drinking song. The first airman to get the Congressional Medal of Honor was on KP when the medal came through.

We don't do "dignified". We do "winning".


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SpaceMex, LMAO Big Grin



What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone
 
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