Pronoun: His Royal Highness and benevolent Majesty of all he surveys
343 - Never Forget
Its better to be Pavlov's dog than Schrodinger's cat
There are three types of mistakes; Those you learn from, those you suffer from, and those you don't survive.
May 14, 2018, 05:21 AM
PHPaul
Perfect for newlyweds.
Not really necessary if you've been married 40-mumble years...
Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.
May 14, 2018, 09:04 AM
Orguss
It demonstrated that it's already broken. "Me ready in 30 minutes" is obviously an understimation of the required time.
"I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak!" - Calvin, "Calvin & Hobbes"
May 14, 2018, 09:19 AM
Georgeair
I like that Cookie Monster got to do the voice over.
You only have integrity once. - imprezaguy02
May 14, 2018, 10:17 AM
newtoSig765
"I guess I'll stay home with you and watch The Notebook."
Must be a pretty expensive gadget, if it costs your Man Card to own it.
-------------------------- Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats. -- H L Mencken
I always prefer reality when I can figure out what it is. -- JALLEN 10/18/18
May 14, 2018, 12:41 PM
fatmanspencer
I need this.
Used guns deserve a home too
May 14, 2018, 02:39 PM
P220 Smudge
quote:
Originally posted by Orguss: It demonstrated that it's already broken. "Me ready in 30 minutes" is obviously an understimation of the required time.
Agreed. Right about there, I realized the calibration was off. Should have come back with 60, not 30.
______________________________________________ "If the truth shall kill them, let them die.”
Endeavoring to master the subtle art of the grapefruit spoon.
May 14, 2018, 02:52 PM
Veeper
quote:
Originally posted by Georgeair: I like that Cookie Monster got to do the voice over.
Dang. I thought it was Fozzie Bear.
“The urge to save humanity is almost always only a false-face for the urge to rule it.”—H.L. Mencken
May 14, 2018, 04:12 PM
Some Shot
quote:
Not really necessary if you've been married 40-mumble years...
I'm there. You've either figured it out, or you can't be hurt any more.