Poor guy.
http://wgntv.com/2017/04/18/wa...-goose-outside-work/

Hey, it could have been a swan!

Haaaaa! We've got to get Colin Flaherty on this.

Thanks for sharing. This reminds me of my daughters freshman year at her "then new" high school. They were sitting outside eating their lunch when a goose attacked her.

She told us the goose kept chasing her in circles until she finally "whacked it" with her lunch tray.

Must have been hilarious, but wow, what a way to start off at a new school!

Those Canada geese are vicious, especially around this time of year when they are guarding nests.

Where I work, we are overrun with these damned things and all they do is shit, shit, shit; on our cars, on the parking lots and on the grass.

You can't touch them either, right?