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Does she already have a Glock?
 
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Originally posted by snoris:
My wife and I do events.
What, like take her bowling? I could do that.
An event that she would love and you'd take her whether or not you personally like it.

For example, if she likes Christmas concerts there are several in the Atlanta area:
  • Trans Siberian Orchestra at Gas South Arena is tomorrow night
  • Handel's Messiah at Atlanta Symphony Hall is Dec 14-15
  • Celtic Women: Christmas Symphony Tour at Atlanta Symphony Hall is Dec 21-22



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    Down the Rabbit Hole
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    Originally posted by parabellum:

    Please, no new cars or diamond bracelets. I am but a poor man, meek and mild.



    Here is my short list.

    01. Coffee mug with your picture on it.
    02. Parabellum bobblehead.
    03. Nice leather hand bag. Women love those things. Finding the right one will be the challenge. You may need to recruit the help of female family members because I'm certain you don't know a damn thing about them. Big Grin

    My choice would be number 03.


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    Posts: 4985 | Location: North Mississippi | Registered: August 09, 2002Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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    A donation in her name to "The Human Fund".

    Or, my ex-wife always enjoyed receiving multiple Christmas scented candles, Christmas Cookie, spruce, etc. Then again, maybe that's why she's an ex, now...
     
    Posts: 888 | Location: FL | Registered: January 29, 2001Reply With QuoteReport This Post
    Do---or do not.
    There is no try.
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    quote:
    Originally posted by parabellum:
    quote:
    Originally posted by snoris:
    My wife and I do events.
    What, like take her bowling? I could do that.


    Concert
    Live play or musical
    Weekend at a resort
    Driving trip to visit friends she hasn't seen in years
    Weekend riverboat cruise (depending how close you live to water)
    Trip to a historic landmark

    Any number of things.

    E-mail incoming...
     
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    Get her a vacuum cleaner, she'll remember that for years. Don't ask me how I know.


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    Posts: 5994 | Location: Florida | Registered: March 03, 2009Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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    Last year I bought my wife a Milwaukee heated vest. https://www.milwaukeetool.com/...ork-Gear/Heated-Gear

    She wears that thing all the time since she seems to be cold in 80 degree temperatures.




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    Posts: 6547 | Location: Near the Beaverdam in VA | Registered: February 13, 2005Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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    Annual membership at local museum if she is into art.
    Classes in a subject she is interested in. My wife likes to work with glass. My goto is a gift card for the local glass studio. Community colleges offer adult courses at reasonable prices. Subjects range from art to music to hiking to computers.



    Let me help you out. Which way did you come in?
     
    Posts: 769 | Location: North of Pittsburgh, PA | Registered: January 29, 2013Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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    Originally posted by parabellum:
    It's not that we don't love our wives, although women do seem to tend to equate our incredibly poor gift-guying skills with our affection for them. Speaking for myself, I honestly draw a blank when it comes to gifts for women.

    As a general rule, I won't buy clothing for her, because- oh who the Hell needs that explained to them?

    Many years ago, I did buy her a "winter white coat" but only because she dropped the biggest hit ever. It was a good buy. It fits her, still, and she wore it just last week to a holiday party.

    But, other than that and slippers, uhh, no.

    Married men of SIGforum, I implore you- help a brother catch a break! I need ideas! Please, no new cars or diamond bracelets. I am but a poor man, meek and mild.


    Eh?

    Make haste! The clock doth ticketh!! Ticketh, it doth!


    Para I don’t have any words of wisdom but I think that this was one of your best posts ever!


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    Id say gift card to nice restaurant on the low end.
    Weekend trip to a nice hotel with spa or something. Check out Robert Trent Jones Grand National Resort not too far from you. That's our staycation oasis.


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    Posts: 8049 | Location: Hoover, AL | Registered: November 06, 2006Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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    We went through this for a number of years . One day we sat down and talked about it . We have six grandkids and six others that are sort of ours . We decided that there will be no more gifts for adults . Not each other , not our grown sons . Children only . It makes life so much easier . But , to each his own . Wink
     
    Posts: 4446 | Location: Down in Louisiana . | Registered: February 27, 2009Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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    My wife and I recently talked about this. We came to the conclusion that time spent together is better than a random gift as we usually buy the things we need or want during the year. We agreed to a nice dinner out. You could do something like that, or a nice trip. Both can be determined by budget, personal tastes etc. Good luck!
     
    Posts: 389 | Location: RGV Texas | Registered: January 26, 2007Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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    I have had huge success with poetry or nice loving thoughts, done in calligraphy and printed on parchment paper. Nicely framed with a personal note makes it even better. After 42 years together that type of thing is appreciated more than a traditional gift.



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    Posts: 768 | Location: North of Atlanta | Registered: November 18, 2011Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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    For my wife a gift card to her favorite salon for a pedicure and manicure. It fits every time. Have given her this gift for several years and now she drop's hint's to see if she is getting it this year
     
    Posts: 5 | Registered: February 13, 2011Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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    2 gifts. One would be something you know is a treat for her. It could be jewelry or a day at the spa. The other being a physical display of every intangible thing she is to you. What about a small photo album? Doesn't have to be huge. Half a dozen photos from the past year or so, but the kicker is a couple sentences written on each page on why that photo of her (or the both of you) is so special to you, what quality of hers is evident in the photo, or what memory you'll take to your grave.

    Dan



    I'm not as illiterate as my typos would suggest.
     
    Posts: 3529 | Location: Big city, SW state, alleged republic | Registered: January 19, 2006Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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    19 years married coming January 1st. We’ve had a rule that we don’t get gifts for each other for Christmas. It’s better spent on the children.

    Anniversary is a different story.

    Edited to add: If your wife likes purses, I would recommend a coach bag.

    quote:
    Originally posted by parabellum:
    It's not that we don't love our wives, although women do seem to tend to equate our incredibly poor gift-guying skills with our affection for them. Speaking for myself, I honestly draw a blank when it comes to gifts for women.

    As a general rule, I won't buy clothing for her, because- oh who the Hell needs that explained to them?

    Many years ago, I did buy her a "winter white coat" but only because she dropped the biggest hit ever. It was a good buy. It fits her, still, and she wore it just last week to a holiday party.

    But, other than that and slippers, uhh, no.

    Married men of SIGforum, I implore you- help a brother catch a break! I need ideas! Please, no new cars or diamond bracelets. I am but a poor man, meek and mild.


    Eh?

    Make haste! The clock doth ticketh!! Ticketh, it doth!
     
    Posts: 874 | Location: NE Pennsylvania | Registered: December 10, 2009Reply With QuoteReport This Post
    Was that you
    or the dog?
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    Got my wife a heated fleece throw last year. Adjustable via Bluetooth. She loves it. The next few weeks she will be hunkered down in the recliner with that on indulging in Hallmark Christmas movies.


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    Posts: 1683 | Location: PA | Registered: February 11, 2004Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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    Is your wife a foodie? If so, might I suggest some of New York's best kosher cuisine:

    The best bagel & lox in NYC is from Russ & Daughters

    https://russanddaughters.goldb...algia?ref=collection

    The best chocolate babka and rugelah is from Green's Bakery

    https://www.greensbabka.com/

    And the best kosher deli is from Leibman's

    https://liebmansdeli.com/

    Eat and be well! Enjoy! Smile



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    Posts: 1926 | Location: Putnam County, NY | Registered: May 22, 2010Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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    On Cloud shoes?


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    Is she fond of gardening or cooking?

    I gave an Aero garden like this one here and it has become a mainstay. Never ending basil, parsley, thyme, and other fresh picked herbs used nightly. Not to mention it is a talking piece when people visit.

    It's very easy to maintain, even I do it and I'm no green thumb.

    Some people use it to keep fresh flowers as a center peice year round.




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