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Oh my, the wokesters are working hard. The latest to fall is Cracker Jack. They've been renamed Cracker Jill by Frito Lay to "empower women." (How the hell popcorn empowers anyone...) The packaging now features a girl in a sort of sailor suit, comes in a bag and has a QR code for a prize. It's sad that we forget our history. The Cracker Jack trademark is modeled after the inventor/founder's grandson, who died of pneumonia at the age of 8. Grandpa was so moved he had the trademarked engraved on his tombstone. Yeah, it's a minor issue/ No one will die from it. I just find it disheartening that much of our history is disappeared under a wave of political correctness. | ||
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From what I have read, it's a special promotion to celebrate women in sport, not a replacement for Cracker Jacks.
https://www.prnewswire.com/new...ports-301518089.html | |||
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Run Silent Run Deep |
What if Jill identifies as a man? Or is polyamourous? Cracker them? _____________________________ Pledge allegiance or pack your bag! The problem with Socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money. - Margaret Thatcher Spread my work ethic, not my wealth | |||
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Run Silent Run Deep |
Also, Why isn’t Jill an Admiral? Why a lowly rank? That’s sexist… _____________________________ Pledge allegiance or pack your bag! The problem with Socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money. - Margaret Thatcher Spread my work ethic, not my wealth | |||
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Optimistic Cynic |
I'm sure someone will get triggered because they are calling her a "cracker." | |||
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Semper Fi - 1775 |
When I saw the thread title, I just assumed that was what caused the change. ___________________________ All it takes...is all you got. ____________________________ For those who have fought for it, Freedom has a flavor the protected will never know ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ | |||
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Thanks, Bigwagon. I feel better now. Like gay Oreos, it's temporary and limited edition. | |||
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Rumors of my death are greatly exaggerated |
OMG, another in a string of woke ass dumbfucks. I'm guessing it will never end. Another product to ignore and let rot on the shelves. "Someday I hope to be half the man my bird-dog thinks I am." FBLM LGB! | |||
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Thank you Very little |
or Androgynous, Cracker Pats anyone? | |||
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quarter MOA visionary |
Cracker Jack or Jill is racist. | |||
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Back, and to the left |
With a racist epithet like cracker still there, I want it removed. They can just call them Jills, or maybe Popper Jills Possibly Crapper Jills, Crack Rats. How about an all black box with no name except some new symbol that means we hate whites. | |||
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Lead slingin' Parrot Head |
It wasn't enough to change the name of a classic snack from my childhood, but they "jacked" w/ the classic song too. I'll always love the game of baseball and used to be so excited about each opening day, but with yet more woke changes and torturing of tradition, my decision to stop following MLB and most pro sports is further justified. I miss what used to be. https://www.youtube.com/watch?...RF8&feature=emb_logo | |||
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Optimistic Cynic |
So are Jack and Jill going to tie the knot, or are they just going up the hill for a little fun? What about when the little crackers come along? A new line of caramel-coated mini-kernels? Another burning question: will the peanuts be replaced by peaovaries? | |||
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The Ice Cream Man |
If they wanted to do something like this for collegiate softball or something, I’d get it… | |||
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An investment in knowledge pays the best interest |
While a shame, "woking" an always stale snack is somewhat fitting. | |||
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I'll use the Red Key |
Well isn't this confusing. Cracker Jane - all about supporting and celebrating women in sports, sounds fine. And it appears as part of this Frito Lay is donating to the Women's Sports Foundation, again sounds fine. But what does the Women's Sports Foundation support? Well men participating in women's sports of course.
Donald Trump is not a politician, he is a leader, politicians are a dime a dozen, leaders are priceless. | |||
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A prize in every box! That has gone downhill as well. I have not seen anyone eating their product for years. | |||
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Master of one hand pistol shooting |
Kennedy said something about they removed the nuts SIGnature NRA Benefactor CMP Pistol Distinguished | |||
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Tinker Sailor Soldier Pie |
I feel like everything in life always reminds me of some Seinfeld episode. "Where do you think you're going, Cracker Jack!?" ~Alan Acta Non Verba NRA Life Member (Patron) God, Family, Guns, Country Men will fight and die to protect women... because women protect everything else. ~Andrew Klavan | |||
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half-genius, half-wit |
What are we going to call Ritz Crackers now? | |||
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