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I'm sitting here in my power recliner watching the river. Its big and high these days, but today I see its covered with glitter. You know, all sparkley. What the hell? So I grab my binoc's for a closer view and see the sun is out and all the sparkles are disposable pop bottles. Go figure. So whats with these fools who aren't smart enough to fill the bottle with water? Ever seen a beer drinker put the top back on and toss it away? Besides, we mostly drink from cans. Why can't pop drinkers be civilized?


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Wait, what?
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Or maybe assholes that can carry in a full container of any given drink, crush them down and carry them back out after they drink them? They should all get their fingers broken for throwing their trash into the river.




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It is the slobs from across the river!
 
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Oh stewardess,
I speak jive.
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That's so southern.
 
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Or degens from up-country.


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Originally posted by ZSMICHAEL:
It is the slobs from across the river!


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They most likely were laying in a ditch a couple of weeks ago. With all the rain, they got washed out of the ditches into the river.

A large portion of trash in the river came from land, and a storm washed it into the river.

I was down at the river today, and yes, there was all kinds of trash making it's way down to Louisville. Well, at least that's where it will fit in! Be at home as it were.


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