From a bored friend...

To help save the economy, the Government will announce next month that the Immigration Department will start deporting seniors (instead of illegals)in order to lower Social Security and Medicare costs.

A major study concluded that older people are easier to catch, offer less resistance, and "most importantly" they will not remember how to get back home.

Be sure to send this notice to your relatives and friends so they'll know what happened to you! . . .

I started to cry when I thought of you . . . then it dawned on me -- I'll see you on the bus!