Where oh Where is Mitch tonight, McConnell found unconscious in his home.
"and pbbbbt, he was gone."
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
"If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers
The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own...
August 08, 2026, 08:30 PM
TigerDore
quote:
Originally posted by parabellum: I'm saying that if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does.
August 29, 2026, 12:21 PM
parabellum
Mitch, you vegetable son of a bitch!!
Eggplant! Rutabaga!
August 29, 2026, 01:08 PM
sigmonkey
Has he lost his mind? Can he see, or is he blind? Can he walk at all? Or if he moves, will he fall?
Is he alive or dead? Has he thoughts within his head? We'll just pass him there Why should we even care?
Nobody wants him He just stares at the world
"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא עוד
August 29, 2026, 06:37 PM
.38supersig
Saw this in the other thread and thought it was good for a chuckle.
August 30, 2026, 07:30 AM
Powers77
I fully expect to see that he has launched his 2028 Presidential campaign any day now.
August 30, 2026, 09:00 AM
Jupiter
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Originally posted by .38supersig: Saw this in the other thread and thought it was good for a chuckle.
Diligentia, Vis, Celeritas "People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf." -- George Orwell
August 30, 2026, 09:24 AM
old rugged cross
What has Scotty and Thune been saying about their guy lately?
"Practice like you want to play in the game"
August 30, 2026, 03:39 PM
architect
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Originally posted by parabellum: Mitch, you vegetable son of a bitch!!
Originally posted by PASig: I'm starting to think this guy got caught doing something illegal and/or highly embarrassing and he's now being blackmailed.
Man, don't ever post that shit here. Do you have any idea how trite and obscenely overused that shit is? You're placing yourself in bad company by suggesting blackmail, because this kind of fantasy is shopped by half-wits.
September 14, 2026, 07:13 PM
chellim1
He's alive!
"Some things are apparent. Where government moves in, community retreats, civil society disintegrates and our ability to control our own destiny atrophies. The result is: families under siege; war in the streets; unapologetic expropriation of property; the precipitous decline of the rule of law; the rapid rise of corruption; the loss of civility and the triumph of deceit. The result is a debased, debauched culture which finds moral depravity entertaining and virtue contemptible." -- Justice Janice Rogers Brown
"The United States government is the largest criminal enterprise on earth." -rduckwor
September 14, 2026, 08:04 PM
chbibc
Watching videos today of him being wheeled around reminded me of Diane Feinstein a few years ago when they wheeled her (in a vegetative state) around the Senate.
----------------------- You can't fall off the floor.
September 14, 2026, 08:40 PM
Cookster
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Originally posted by parabellum:
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Originally posted by Cookster: That worthless POS must have quite the dirty dossier on every congress-critter, current and former.
I want you to take a look at a comment I made a while back: [url=https://sigforum.com/eve/forums/a/tpc/f/320601935/m/7820057915?r=2200032025#2200032025]
My apologies Para. My bad.
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Rob
__________ "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy."
September 15, 2026, 08:48 AM
P220 Smudge
That video of him being wheeled out is actually kind of depressing. Nobody that feeble has any business having any kind of power over the American people. The man cannot manage his own affairs, he shouldn’t be allowed to have influence over or make decisions for 350 million people. It’s absurd.This message has been edited. Last edited by: P220 Smudge,
______________________________________________ "If the truth shall kill them, let them die.”
Endeavoring to master the subtle art of the grapefruit spoon.
September 15, 2026, 08:59 AM
a1abdj
Are those guys in suits with the earpieces supposed to be protecting him?
The guys staring at him, with their backs to the crowd, staring at the ground as they shuffle around, and paying zero attention to their surroundings?
