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How would you expect to pronounce “L’Daijohnique”
April 04, 2019, 10:52 AM
CoinRollerHow would you expect to pronounce “L’Daijohnique”
L’Daijohnique is the first name of a lady recently involved in an altercation in Dallas, according to local news reports. I have no idea how her name should be pronounced, and was hoping the SF brain trust may have some thoughts or experience with this name.
I Drink & I Know Things April 04, 2019, 10:56 AM
bertoLa-day-John-eek
It’s like when you combine an L, Dijon mustard, and Monique to come up with a new and fabulous name that will show the world just how smart you are and how special your child is.
April 04, 2019, 10:58 AM
RightwireI'm going to guess La-Day-zho-neek
Or.... Hey lady...
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gw3971Id go with "hey you."
April 04, 2019, 11:03 AM
Some Shot"Stay away from me."
April 04, 2019, 11:07 AM
flashguy"Spawn of idiot mother"
flashguy
Texan by choice, not accident of birth April 04, 2019, 11:07 AM
ensigmaticleh-die-jon-eek
The "leh" would be very short.
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LS1 GTOquote:
Originally posted by gw3971:
Id go with "hey you."
^^^This.
The "L’Daijohnique" is silent.

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April 04, 2019, 11:21 AM
kz1000Bitch.
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April 04, 2019, 11:31 AM
RNshooterLa-a is my favorite (pronounced "La DASH a")
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April 04, 2019, 11:39 AM
FenderBenderla-day-jo-knee-ek
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April 04, 2019, 11:39 AM
SigmundHow about "inmate 416."
April 04, 2019, 11:40 AM
sigmonkey^^^
FTW
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mark_aI think I would ignore her name and yell Snap cards here if I needed to get her attention
April 04, 2019, 12:37 PM
Skins2881I was going to ask the same question, but the report
I watched said her name. She got the crap beat out of herself.
I love her lawyer's BS. Her committing a crime is a complete and separate event from her being a victim of a crime. She threw the first punch then went for revenge even after her sparring opponent was charged and arrested. Enjoy you felony, what's your name.
Jesse
Sic Semper Tyrannis April 04, 2019, 12:46 PM
BillyBonesNYI had an intern once whose name was Sequin
Sequin, I said... that's a pretty name.
She responded, it's pronounced "Sha Qwaaan"
I responded, but it's spelled s e q u i n, "see qwin".
She corrected me and that was that.
My brother had one that had me in stitches...
Mother's name was Delores, fathers name was Jerome.
Son was named "DeRome". Used to screw the secretaries in the supply closet, what a fantastic character.
I have too many such stories, after a while it's nothing special and you just glaze over.
April 04, 2019, 01:14 PM
Eponymshar-duh-naye, just like it's spelled. Oh wait, that's Sade.
April 04, 2019, 01:18 PM
HRKConvict Z394898729
April 04, 2019, 01:35 PM
LtJLMet one in booking once. First name was Shanda. That wouldn't be so bad, had her last name been "Lear"
April 04, 2019, 01:43 PM
0658It was 1972 or 1973 I was a young State Trooper and had arrested this Army Private named Willie Brown. I asked him what his middle name was and he said "Nimmy" as in Willie Nimmy Brown. I told him that is a different sort of middle name; he responded that it was; he never had a middle name until the Army issued him one.
I asked him for his Army ID Card and sure enough, he was named Willie NMI (no middle initial) Brown. I still marvel at that name all these years later.