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But not this one. Razz

I find this hilarious. Maybe there are laws in this country protecting these feral monsters, but if not, all he needs to do is get a self-loading 12 gauge and stoke it with Brenneke slugs, and perforate that little bastard from snout to tail. Twice.

https://x.com/Ne_zaha/status/2049760411835084976

"My friend has a small farm, but he's dealing with a little problem: he's constantly being chased by the wild boars that naturally roam around his farm. So he decided to bring in a dog to help him drive the boars away."

 
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Needs a check up
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Time to get some hot shit


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I was chased by a wild boar in Hohenfels, GE, was able to climb a tree. Mean fuckers


 
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smart dog. A small bazooka would be appropriate.

where was that



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where was that
The person who posted it is in Saudi Arabia, but the caption at the bottom of the video is in Spanish.

**correction** that's Brazilian Portuguese: "my boyfriend on the calmest day"
 
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There's actually two dogs, and the boar went past them both and they just watched!!!!


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Maybe the correct thing to do all along is to act unbothered and not run. The pups sure knew. Big Grin
 
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Before I even opened the thread, the word shotgun came to mind. Cool

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Looks like serious control is needed. I’d set up a feed station & use a 308.
 
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I was chased by a wild boar in Hohenfels, GE, was able to climb a tree. Mean fuckers



Lol, for me it was rhine ordnance barracks in Kaiserslautern. And I agree, those pigs are mean as shit, we’d get chased all of the time, i got charged a good 4 or 5 times over the 3 years I was there
 
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Once upon a time, as a child, I lived in a camping trailer with my parents in Louisiana. Wild boar would get under the trailer and raise hell, including rocking the trailer. One day my father went out and fired a Beretta .22 at them and got his ass stomped. My brothers and I never joked about it-in his presence.
 
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Man's best friend, my ass!


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