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February 03, 2019, 12:06 AM
KevinCW
Dwarf Tossing in WA. Possible ban-
How shortsighted...





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February 03, 2019, 10:04 AM
V-Tail
A dwarf, who is a star in this event, was interviewed when this proposed law was made public:

Interviewer: "How do you feel about this pending legislation?"

Dwarf: "I'm not happy."

Interviewer: "Which one are you?"



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February 03, 2019, 10:13 AM
TigerDore
quote:
Originally posted by V-Tail:
A dwarf, who is a star in this event, was interviewed when this proposed law was made public:

Interviewer: "How do you feel about this pending legislation?"

Dwarf: "I'm not happy."

Interviewer: "Which one are you?"

hahahahaha!!!!



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February 03, 2019, 11:27 AM
Muddflap
quote:
Originally posted by V-Tail:
A dwarf, who is a star in this event, was interviewed when this proposed law was made public:

Interviewer: "How do you feel about this pending legislation?"

Dwarf: "I'm not happy."

Interviewer: "Which one are you?"


Sounds like he’s Grumpy.
February 03, 2019, 11:31 AM
trapper189
Nuts, there goes #439 on my bucket list.
February 04, 2019, 06:09 PM
mikeyspizza
quote:
Originally posted by mikeyspizza:
quote:
Originally posted by nojoy:
Sen. Mike Padden, R-Spokane Valley, proposed a ban on dwarf tossing and similar activities

The state wouldn’t allow similar events featuring other minority groups, such as people who are black, have Down syndrome or are lesbian, she wrote.
What are these similar activities and events, and how come we don't have them around here? I feel cheated.
My prayers have been answered. This came up in my Facebook feed today, and it's about 20 minutes from my house. Coincidence?


February 04, 2019, 07:06 PM
thunderson
Thank God for this legislation. We wouldn't want any kind of dehumanizing activity to be taking place at a strip club.


"Get over here baby...I got a buck for ya! No dwarf tossing honey so you'll have to make change."



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February 05, 2019, 06:14 AM
SgtGold
When big government gets involved it's always the little people who get hurt. Wink


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February 06, 2019, 02:01 PM
ShneaSIG
And this is why I won't trust a politicians any farther than I could throw them. Nothing they ever try measures up to the goal. And, there they go, picking on the little guys again.


-ShneaSIG


Oh, by the way, which one's "Pink?"
February 06, 2019, 02:13 PM
mark_a
See, this is the lawmakers being smart. You want to ban dwarf tossing? Fine. Consider it banned.

But in backroom bars and dusty alleys all over the city tossing midgets happens all the time.

The do-gooder police are happy and the midget tossers are happy. Not sure about the tossee's but no one cares about them.
February 06, 2019, 03:08 PM
V-Tail
quote:
Originally posted by ShneaSIG:
And this is why I won't trust a politicians any farther than I could throw them.
Are there many dwarf politicians?



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February 06, 2019, 03:30 PM
frayedends
Political correctness be damned. It will always be midget tossing to me.




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