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Onlne Pizza Order

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June 27, 2017, 10:41 AM
JALLEN
Onlne Pizza Order
- Hello! Gordon's pizza?

- No sir it's Google's pizza.

- So it's a wrong number? Sorry.

- No sir, Google bought it.

- OK. Take my order please.

- Well sir, you want the usual?

- The usual? You know me?

- According to our caller ID data sheet, in the last 12 times, you ordered pizza with cheeses, sausage, thick rust.

- OK! This is it.

- May I suggest to you this time ricotta, arugula with dry tomato.?

- What? I hate vegetables.

- Your cholesterol is not good, sir."

- How do you know?

- We crossed the number of your fixed line with your name, through the subscribers guide.
We have the result of your blood tests for the last 7 years.

- Okay, but I do not want this pizza I already take medicine.

- Excuse me, but you have not taken the medicine regularly, from our commercial database, 4
months ago, you only purchased a box with 30 cholesterol tablets at Drugsale Network.

- I bought more from another drugstore.

- It's not showing on your credit card statement

- I paid in cash

- But you did not withdraw that much cash according to your bank statement

- I have have other source of cash

- This is not showing as per you last Tax form unless you bought them from undeclared income source.

- What the hell

- I'm sorry, sir, we use such information only with the intention of helping you

- Enough! I'm sick of google, facebook, twitter, WhatsApp. I'm going to an Island without internet,
cable TV, where there is no cell phone line and no one to watch me or spy on me

- I understand sir but you need to renew your passport first as it has expired 6 weeks ago



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June 27, 2017, 10:44 AM
Sailor1911
About right.



Place your clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark.

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June 27, 2017, 10:44 AM
egregore

June 27, 2017, 11:12 AM
Georgeair
bendable?


You only have integrity once. - imprezaguy02
June 27, 2017, 12:17 PM
jbcummings
Funny, but yet disturbingly realistic.


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June 27, 2017, 12:20 PM
Yanert98
Not too far off.


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June 27, 2017, 12:43 PM
zoom6zoom
yeah, it can get a bit scary.
wish I could find the video of the guy trying to get a remote operator to unlock his bedside gun safe while someone is breaking into his house.



I have my own style of humor. I call it Snarkasm.
June 27, 2017, 01:55 PM
joel9507
quote:
Originally posted by JALLEN:
- According to our caller ID data sheet, in the last 12 times, you ordered pizza with cheeses, sausage, thick rust.

"Hey! I ordered thin rust at least once!" Wink
June 27, 2017, 02:21 PM
SBrooks
One of the doctors I go to, the nurses use those cheap wrist cuff auto BP devices. They always ALWAYS give a high reading on me. I don't have BP problems. So - last time I actually saw the Dr instead of a PA NP etc. I told him to fix the problem because I don't want his records of me having high BP all over the internet.

I know they'll eventually link them all together somewhere. I'll have someone refusing to give me something because of my blood pressure - even though the numbers are false.


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June 27, 2017, 03:06 PM
Scoutmaster
quote:
Originally posted by jbcummings:
Funny, but yet disturbingly realistic.


Bulls-eye.



"Liberty lies in the hearts of men and women. When it dies there, no constitution, no law, no court can save it....While it lies there, it needs no constitution, no law, no court to save it"
- Judge Learned Hand, May 1944
June 27, 2017, 03:32 PM
Mech
quote:
Originally posted by zoom6zoom:
yeah, it can get a bit scary.
wish I could find the video of the guy trying to get a remote operator to unlock his bedside gun safe while someone is breaking into his house.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wypFgcqHyvc

I Believe this is the one you were thinking of. I watched it a long time ago and had me shaking to my core. I then went to check on my pistol with its 17rd magazine Big Grin