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rduckwor
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A woman went to the doctor for advice.

She told him that her husband had developed a penchant for anal sex, and she was not sure that it was such a good idea.



“Do you enjoy it?" the doctor asked.



"Actually, yes I do," She answered.



"Does it hurt you?" he asked.



"No, I rather like it," she responded.



"Well, then," the doctor continued, "There’s no reason that you shouldn't practice anal sex, if that's what you like, so long as you take care not to get pregnant.



The woman was mystified. “What? You can get pregnant from anal sex?”



"Of course," the doctor replied. "Where do you think people like Chuck Schumer, Nancy Pelosi, Elizabeth Warren, Barbara Boxer, Hillary Clinton, Debbie Wasserman-Schultz, and Al Sharpton came from?"



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downtownv
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Oh hell, I knew that...


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Thats sum funny chit right there I dont care who U R!!!
 
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Well; Y-E-S. A good one and accurate to a tee!


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It's hard to type when your cracking up - Thanks
 
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Well; Y-E-S. A good one and accurate to a tee!




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Originally posted by rduckwor:
A woman went to the doctor for advice.

She told him that her husband had developed a penchant for anal sex, and she was not sure that it was such a good idea.



“Do you enjoy it?" the doctor asked.



"Actually, yes I do," She answered.



"Does it hurt you?" he asked.



"No, I rather like it," she responded.



"Well, then," the doctor continued, "There’s no reason that you shouldn't practice anal sex, if that's what you like, so long as you take care not to get pregnant.



The woman was mystified. “What? You can get pregnant from anal sex?”



"Of course," the doctor replied. "Where do you think people like Chuck Schumer, Nancy Pelosi, Elizabeth Warren, Barbara Boxer, Hillary Clinton, Debbie Wasserman-Schultz, and Al Sharpton came from?"



That knocked the cheese off my nachos!




" May I always be the kind of person my dog thinks I am".



 
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