A lay-down stunt to garner sympathy from the adoring whacko left.

Megan Rapinoe says championship injury 'proof' there isn't a god.
Bitch says there is no god.

And I say that it's proof there IS a God.

May she rest in pieces.

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Originally posted by Johnny 3eagles:
Megan Rapinoe says championship injury 'proof' there isn't a god.

It just demonstrates what a simpleton she is.

And how narcissistic.

I'd really like to hear her logic behind this one. Does she think that she has lived such a stellar, pure, selfless life that a deity of her choosing would never allow anything bad to happen to her?

Face it, it's an injury. It's a common injury with athletes. God had nothing to do with this.

Unless he was feeling a little saucy and blew the dust off the smite button.

Arrogant scunt. We can only hope the curtain comes down with finality on her, but those that watch ESPN or women’s soccer coverage will likely be saddled with seeing this bitch and hearing her talk about herself in the future. I’m just glad she went down in such a way showing how feeble she really is.

Truly hope she gets out of the public eye. She will not be missed.

I think it’s hilarious that she says in one breath she, “like, doesn’t believe in God or anything”, but then has the temerity to say "Thank God I have a f---ing deep well of a sense of humor. It’s devastating to go out in a final so early." we can only hope she has dissed enough people that feel differently about a divine power that they speed her along into obscurity.

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Unless he was feeling a little saucy and blew the dust off the smite button.

She tore the same Achilles tendon that she took a knee with. How appropriate. Karma is a Bitch indeed.

At a post-game press conference, this imbecile said "“I don’t deserve this. I’ll tell you that much. I’m a better person than this.”

So, she thinks there is no God, and she also thinks that her character dictates what accidents might befall her. Via what mechanism, you twit?

She's a genuine imbecile; has not a clue about the contradictory nature of such statements.

https://twitter.com/LauraPowel.../1723977295294320759

Megan, maybe it proved one thing; God does not like you.

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Originally posted by Ripley:
Doesn't look serious.

'Tis but a scratch

Perhaps it's providential she's ended her career on such conspicuous asshattery. May her humiliation follow her to her grave.

-"What kind of egomaniac thinks having a fairly common bad thing happen to her is “proof” that God does not exist?"

Yeah, Why IS someone ending their career who doesn't believe in God suddenly focused on God?
Imagine what might happen when their life is nearing an end. Only God knows, whether she likes it or not.

God replies to Megan

https://freebeacon.com/satire/...-proof-that-im-real/

Guest Column: God Here. Megan Rapinoe's Career-Ending Injury Is Proof That I'm Real.

God Almighty
November 13, 2023

KINGDOM OF HEAVEN—Hey, folks. God here. I'm writing in response to recent comments from Megan Rapinoe, a human female best known for playing the so-called sport of soccer, or "Satan's Folly" as we call it up here.

Rapinoe invoked my name on Saturday after injuring her Achilles tendon in the opening minutes of the National Women's Soccer League Championship. It was the final game of her professional career.

"I'm not a religious person or anything and if there was a God, like, this is proof that there isn't," Rapinoe told the demonic cretins you call journalists during the post-game press conference. "This is f—ed up. It’s just f—ed up. Six minutes in and I eat my Achilles."

LOL!

I knew this would happen, obviously, but that doesn't make it any less hilarious. The last game of Rapinoe's career—the league championship, no less—and she injures herself immediately then has to watch her team lose from the sidelines. I'm still laughing about it.

Now, I know what you're thinking. Yes, I technically "created" Rapinoe and "love" her the same as all my "children," even the ones who deny my existence. Even the ones who worship Satan and play soccer, to the extent there is a difference.

Nevertheless, I think we can all agree Megan Rapinoe is an obnoxious shrew who had it coming. Right? I'm willing to forgive almost anything, but one thing I simply can't abide is disrespect for my country, the United States of America. Just ask Gabe Kapler or Colin Kaepernick.

Did I take it too far? Maybe. When the U.S. women's soccer team protested the National Anthem during the World Cup earlier this year, I made sure they were humiliated by Sweden, an inferior country. I engineered it so Rapinoe, playing in her final World Cup, would contribute to the loss by whiffing a penalty kick, one of the easiest shots ever invented in the history of sports.

"That's like a sick joke," Rapinoe said after the crushing defeat. It sure was. "Sick" as in awesome.

Perhaps I should have left it at that. I genuinely thought that was the end of Rapinoe's career, and I was ready to move on. But that was before I had even heard of the National Women's Soccer League. Maybe I just refused to believe it was real. Either way, I couldn't resist the urge to rub it in by orchestrating a second final humiliation.

Sorry, Megan. What happened to you is proof I do exist.

Good luck with the retirement.

God Almighty is the divine ruler and creator of heaven and earth. He served as senior adviser to the president of the United States from 2017-2021.

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Originally posted by dsiets:
-"What kind of egomaniac thinks having a fairly common bad thing happen to her is “proof” that God does not exist?"

Yeah, Why IS someone ending their career who doesn't believe in God suddenly focused on God?
Imagine what might happen when their life is nearing an end. Only God knows, whether she likes it or not.

She reveals signs of not being a fully committed atheist. She likely isn't smart enough to notice her conundrum. She's so obsessed with "Look at me!" she'll say anything that pops into her adolescent brain.

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Originally posted by abnmacv:
A lay-down stunt to garner sympathy from the adoring whacko left.

Yes, and for this reason, you will likely see her crying on ESPN in front of Bob Costas or whomever it is running the 'crying on ESPN' show now.

But hopefully, this is her ultimate check out time from the public eye.