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How Would Your Personal Story Start?

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December 23, 2024, 06:45 PM
Gustofer
How Would Your Personal Story Start?
Mom and dad, being the good Catholics they were, thought they'd test the rhythm method one more time....


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"Great danger lies in the notion that we can reason with evil." Doug Patton.
December 23, 2024, 06:53 PM
mark123
quote:
Originally posted by mark123:
Read my profile.
quote:
Originally posted by Patriot:
I was born a poor, black child…
Wait, were you reading mine or stating yours?
December 23, 2024, 07:08 PM
cas
Fifty five years, still waiting for the start.
December 23, 2024, 07:54 PM
robotoid
First the earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil. And then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benz's.
December 23, 2024, 08:21 PM
Shaql
Great flick!


quote:
Originally posted by Patriot:
I was born a poor, black child…








Hedley Lamarr: Wait, wait, wait. I'm unarmed.
Bart: Alright, we'll settle this like men, with our fists.
Hedley Lamarr: Sorry, I just remembered . . . I am armed.
December 23, 2024, 09:26 PM
Hamden106
Long ago, in a galaxy far away......



SIGnature
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December 23, 2024, 09:43 PM
bettysnephew
Exactly seven years after The Day that will go down in Infamy, a boy was born, who Thank the Lord was not named Pearl.

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The “POLICE"
Their job Is To Save Your Ass,
Not Kiss It

The muzzle end of a .45 pretty much says "go away" in any language - Clint Smith
December 23, 2024, 09:44 PM
darthfuster
When a mommy loves a daddy veeerrry much…..



You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier
December 23, 2024, 09:45 PM
jljones
Dear Penthouse Forum, I never thought it would happen to me……




www.opspectraining.com

"It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it works out for them"



December 23, 2024, 10:08 PM
Snapping Twig
There I was, tied to the bedposts and in she walked, wearing spurs and carrying jumper cables...
December 23, 2024, 10:12 PM
MikeinNC
“Complete Bull Shit!” He said as the new dad reeled outta the Labor & Delivery smelling of beer and cigarettes. His shipmates, the ones sober enough to trick their way into the hospital, greeted him with a round of cheer and smacks on his back.

It was the last day he served in the Coast Guard. Thankfully she had gone into labor before the new month, and it only cost him $25.00.



"Violence, naked force, has settled more issues in history than has any other factor.” Robert A. Heinlein

“You may beat me, but you will never win.” sigmonkey-2020

“A single round of buckshot to the torso almost always results in an immediate change of behavior.” Chris Baker
December 24, 2024, 06:47 AM
gjgalligan
It was a long day...

(I was born on June 21)


Integrity is doing the right thing, even when nobody is looking.
December 24, 2024, 07:10 AM
egregore
I'd like to say I was born under a full moon, but I looked it up and it turned out to be a waning gibbous. (No, that's not the tree-swinging ape or the minor Marvel Comics villain/antihero; that's a gibbon.) But I learned a new word, so it's not a total loss.
December 24, 2024, 07:43 AM
pootie
I was born at a very early age...


I had my patience tested... I'm negative.
December 24, 2024, 07:49 AM
Lucnik
Screaming, covered in someone else’s blood.
December 24, 2024, 08:24 AM
tleddy
Once upon a time, in a small Texas town…


No quarter
.308/.223
December 24, 2024, 08:31 AM
Fly-Sig
"Mama, Papa, the giant gorillas are attacking"! With a slight Castilian accent, the urgent whisper crackling in static on the old radio was followed by a sing-song falsetto, "Have they reached you first?", in a distinctly British accent. He knew that voice, and more ominously, knew what the coded message meant. He blamed this turn of events on being young and stupid. But as the Pope frequently reminded him, he was no longer young.

There was only one path forward from here, only one small chance to save all of humanity. He'd always known that greatness would one day be placed upon him, and now he knew in what form it would be - if he succeeded. If he failed? Let's not even think about that possibility. To truly understand how he ended up here, in the Parabellum Playground, we have to go all the way back to a different era. It was the best of times. It was the worst of times.
December 24, 2024, 09:08 AM
greg1147
December 7th vet Hickam 1945 after Southern Pacific
tour with AAC B-17S. Hooked up with Margaret in Biloxi then to Brooklyn Army Depot Nov 1947 one more US Army brat. That's the beginning, rest is all down hill.


"the soul of a dog is pure"
December 24, 2024, 09:16 AM
ScreamingCockatoo
What? There's ANOTHER one???





He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster.
December 24, 2024, 09:17 AM
Gibb
First thing I recall in life was being circumcised.

It hurt so bad I couldn't walk for a year.




I shall respect you until you open your mouth, from that point on, you must earn it yourself.