October 18, 2021, 01:48 PM
SIGnifiedIt Turns Out That Superman Is Married. Who Knew?
Dude’s gay… Look at the flaming red cape …
October 18, 2021, 02:47 PM
KrazeehorseTheir son is bisexual.
October 18, 2021, 03:50 PM
architectFrom the short story "Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex" cretited to Glenn Griffen, a nom d'plume for Larry Niven.
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Superman has been known to leave his fingerprints in steel and in hardened concrete, accidentally. What would he do to the woman in his arms during what amounts to an epileptic fit?
Consider the driving urge between a man and a woman, the monomaniacal urge to achieve greater and greater penetration. Remember also that we are dealing with kryptonian muscles. Superman would literally crush LL's body in his arms, while simultaneously ripping her open from crotch to sternum, gutting her like a trout.
Lastly, he'd blow off the top of her head.
Ejaculation of semen is entirely involuntary in the human male, and in all other forms of terrestrial life. It would be unreasonable to assume otherwise for a kryptonian. But with kryptonian muscles behind it, Kal-El's semen would emerge with the muzzle velocity of a machine gun bullet. [One can imagine that the Kent home in Smallville was riddled with holes during Superboy's puberty. And why did Lana Lang never notice that?]
Clearly, marriage and children are not in the cards for Superman, at least not on Earth, or any planet under a yellow sun.
October 18, 2021, 04:13 PM
nhtagmemberbetter for whom?