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It Turns Out That Superman Is Married. Who Knew?

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March 27, 2020, 06:14 PM
V-Tail
It Turns Out That Superman Is Married. Who Knew?




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March 27, 2020, 06:15 PM
12131
I knew. Cool


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March 27, 2020, 06:38 PM
nhtagmember
I thought he was going steady with Lana Lang.



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March 27, 2020, 07:13 PM
V-Tail
quote:
Originally posted by nhtagmember:

I thought he was going steady with Lana Lang.
Lois Lane?



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March 27, 2020, 07:15 PM
mjlennon
He was close.
March 27, 2020, 07:16 PM
ZSMICHAEL
Smallville. I had to google it, so I cheated.

Here:

Lana Lang is Clark Kent's friend and teenage love interest during the time he lived in Smallville. Lana is also one of the few people who are aware that Superman and Clark Kent are one and the same. Her family includes her son, Clark Peter Ross and her niece Linda Lang also known as Supergirl. She acts as both Aunt and Mentor to Supergirl, Lana is the Editor of the Business Section at the Daily Planet and lives in the penthouse of Hammersmith Tower in Metropolis with her niece.
March 27, 2020, 07:23 PM
V-Tail
quote:
Originally posted by mjlennon:

He was close.







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March 27, 2020, 08:58 PM
signewt
quote:
Lana is also one of the few people who are aware that Superman and Clark Kent are one and the same. Her family includes her son, Clark Peter Ross and her niece Linda Lang also known as Supergirl. She acts as both Aunt and Mentor to Supergirl,


that right there is of considerable vagueness raising considerable questions about just 'where DID Supergirl come from'.....
Any Jerry Springer show, a contemporary soap writer, or any social workers notebook could provide considerable details.


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April 02, 2020, 09:38 AM
sig2392
various time lines and different universes and stories.

Lois Lane was his original adult girlfriend.

Lana Lang was his Smallville Superboy girlfriend.

Lois Lane married to him in the old timeline.

Now he is about to hook up with wonder woman in the new movie timeline.

The shit you remember in old age
April 02, 2020, 10:11 AM
Lord Vaalic
quote:
Originally posted by sig2392:
various time lines and different universes and stories.

Lois Lane was his original adult girlfriend.

Lana Lang was his Smallville Superboy girlfriend.

Lois Lane married to him in the old timeline.

Now he is about to hook up with wonder woman in the new movie timeline.

The shit you remember in old age


? In the latest DC movies he's engaged to Lois Lane still




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April 02, 2020, 10:14 AM
.38supersig
Damn, for a minute there I was afraid that they would have him married to a dude.



April 02, 2020, 10:17 AM
hudr
quote:
Originally posted by .38supersig:
Damn, for a minute there I was afraid that they would have him married to a dude.



Don’t give them any ideas.
April 02, 2020, 11:13 AM
bendable
Is that Audrey Landers?


from B.J. and the Bear ?





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April 02, 2020, 11:25 AM
V-Tail
quote:
Originally posted by bendable:

Is that Audrey Landers? from B.J. and the Bear ?
If you're asking about the picture in my original post, that is the face of Mrs. Trump (aka Mrs. Superman).



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April 02, 2020, 11:37 AM
bendable
oh, thanks





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April 02, 2020, 11:51 AM
Ozarkwoods
I’m surprised that in the new timeline they don’t have Superman as being transsexual!


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April 02, 2020, 01:52 PM
46and2
quote:
Originally posted by Ozarkwoods:
I’m surprised that in the new timeline they don’t have Superman as being transsexual!

Well, he is a weird witch thing in that new series.
April 02, 2020, 02:15 PM
GT-40DOC
I think that our First Lady looks "Super" in that outfit!!
October 18, 2021, 01:37 PM
chellim1
DC Comics Announces Superman Will No Longer Protect "The American Way"

Authored by Steve Watson via Summit News,

The iconic comic book hero Superman will no longer stand for ‘The American Way’, according to DC Comics’ chief creative officer and publisher Jim Lee, who claimed Saturday that the tag line which has been part of the character’s story since 1940 needs to ‘evolve’.

Lee announced that “To better reflect the storylines that we are telling across DC and to honor Superman’s incredible legacy over 80 years of building a better world,” Superman’s motto will now be “truth, justice, and a better tomorrow.”

Lee added that “Superman has long been a symbol of hope who inspires people, and it is that optimism and hope that powers him forward with this new mission statement.”

Despite the entire point of Superman being a story of America (an immigrant coming to a new world and standing for freedom, morality, justice etc etc) that wouldn’t be woke enough in 2021, and so the notion of America as a righteous place has been unceremoniously dropped.

DC comics previously had Superman renounce his American citizenship in a speech before the UN in which the hero declared “I’m tired of having my actions construed as instruments of US policy. ‘Truth, Justice and the American Way,’ it’s not enough anymore. The world’s too small. Too connected.”

Recent woke issues of the comic have seen Superman protesting against wildfires caused by climate change, preventing a high school shooting, and protesting the deportation of illegal refugees in Metropolis.

In addition, DC comics has made Superman’s son a bi-sexual climate change concerned social justice warrior.

Dean Cain, who played the character on TV for years wrote an op ed recently slamming the use of the character to trash America, noting “There is a clear agenda here. It’s globalist, it’s anti-America, but it’s not bold and it’s not brave.“

Cain added, “Truth, Justice, and the American Way” is no longer the catchphrase of Superman. The new phrase? “Truth, Justice, and a Better World.” Okay, I’ll buy that, but what’s the vision that accompanies this more expansive view of social justice? What would make for a better world? Socialism? Communism? Forced equality?”

The actor further noted, “There’s real evil in this world today, real corruption and government overreach, plenty of things to fight against. Human trafficking, real actual slavery going on… it would be brave to tackle those issues, shine a light on those issues. I’d like to see the character doing that. I’d read that comic.”

https://www.zerohedge.com/poli...protect-american-way



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October 18, 2021, 01:48 PM
sigspecops
A better world is code for the CCP way.


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