NY State is passing LAWS making eating tide pods illegal!!

Of course they are. Sigh.

Hey while they are at it why not pass one outlawing dumbasses.

What do you expect from leftists? New York state is a lost cause, utterly and forever lost. New York state is no longer part of this nation.

If they want to pass effective laws in New York, they should outlaw conception for a couple of decades.

I'm surprised they aren't banning the product itself.

NY state needs a law preventing NY politicians from procreating.

For anyone who has to be told to not eat laundry detergent, I suggest the "Gene Pool Challenge". Acquire a revolver. Load all chambers with live ammunition. Spin the cylinder and close it. Put the revolver in your mouth and pull the trigger.

Who? Who has to be told to not eat laundry detergent? We have to stop these people before they procreate.

Oh my God, the next thing you know, they will be outlawing Murder.

This is what happens when you have a full-time legislature in a commie state (or any state for that matter).

They have to do SOMETHING!

No...they don't.

I'm not sure that people who are eating Tide care a whole lot about state laws.

"We’re asking for all laundry detergent pods to be uniform in color. We don’t need them to look like Gummy Bears in order for consumers to use them," Hoylman said.

Hmmm.... If your teen age kid is mistaking Tide Pods as Gummy Bears, you may be a ....
Downstate Democrats Propose Law on Laundry Pods

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Originally posted by roarindan:
NY State is passing LAWS making eating tide pods illegal!!

Are those idiots trying to "out stupid" Kalifornistan"?

But given the apparent IQ level up there it might be the only way to keep the "lil dumplings" from killing themselves.

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Originally posted by parabellum:
For anyone who has to be told to not eat laundry detergent, I suggest the "Gene Pool Challenge". Acquire a revolver. Load all chambers with live ammunition. Spin the cylinder and close it. Put the revolver in your mouth and pull the trigger.

Who? Who has to be told to not eat laundry detergent? We have to stop these people before they procreate.

We'd need to start minting more quarters though.

My buddy and I were talking about this tonight and much like Para developed the Darwin Challenge. There are many you need only pick one.
- Mix Bleach & Ammonia and inhale as much as you can tolerate
- Insert a loaded magazine into a pistol, point into ear, pull trigger, see if you can tolerate the bang
- Find the largest, sharpest, butcher knife you can, attempt to swallow
- Climb in the bed of a pick up, be moving at least 70 MPH, jump out and try to run as you hit the ground, see how far you can go
- Test whether gravity pulls or repels using any structure taller than 40'

That should thin the heard a little

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Originally posted by roarindan:
NY State is passing LAWS making eating tide pods illegal!!

I'm surprised they didn't just tax the shit out of it and drive Procter & Gamble out of the state.

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Originally posted by mikeyspizza:

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Originally posted by roarindan:
NY State is passing LAWS making eating tide pods illegal!!

I'm surprised they didn't just tax the shit out of it and drive Procter & Gamble out of the state.

The Democrats have two options they like to play.
Tax the shit out of a product is always a favorite, but in this instance they selected the excessive regulation play.

"The bill would also require makers of the detergent packets to enclose each packet in an individual wrapper and change the design so they are less appealing to children."

"We need to impose clear warning labels on all packaging, including each pod."

“Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.” ~ Mark Twain.

Seriously, "people" aren't doing the Tide Pod Challenge because they look like candy, they're doing it because they have a black hole between their ears.

This whole Tide Pod thing is unbelievable to me...it's like putting a fresh cat turd in your mouth...sucking on it and screaming out "this tastes like shit!" while gagging ...who would have thunk it (or even put someone up to do it for that matter?)...let's make a law to keep people from sucking on cat turds...just sayin' ...

I'm all for taking the "Tidy Cat challenge" and waiting for the tape worms or the pink eye to manifest themselves...should be fun!...it's organic too!

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Originally posted by kimber1911:
"We’re asking for all laundry detergent pods to be uniform in color. We don’t need them to look like Gummy Bears in order for consumers to use them," Hoylman said.

Ummmm...
Gummy bears come in several colors, but as individuals are uniform in color. So they want to take the 2 or 3 colored detergent pods and make them a solid color.... even more like gummy Bears... got it.

I keep my gummie bears in the fridge, not above the washing machine....less confusion.

Not that I really want to defend my stupid state but I believe they have a proposed bill to change the packaging and make them look less "tasty" lol. Nothing about making them or eating them illegal. They just don't want NY teens, future scientists that they are" mistaking them for candy.

Yeah.....this is really stupide. Watching the assemblywoman present the bill on the news last night made me realize how stupid some people are.