Brenda prolly has the hots for Dale.

At least Dale is not thrusting his hips in time to the music.

^^^^^^^^^^^^ don’t give him any ideas. Would send Brenda over the edge.

Wow. At our last annual HOA meeting we discussed flowers for the entry into the subdivision. Maybe next year I'll show up in a scrotum holster. Naw, wouldn't go well, it's in February and things wouldn't hang right.

I am not the one acting like a dipshit where women and possibly young girls and children would see his stupid display. It is totally uncouth. I am betting most here not want this guy across the street from your place. Having your wife see him out doing his thing all the time. But I get some here want to see it as his right to do so. He obviously get his jollies by doing this. A prev.

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Originally posted by old rugged cross:
I am not the one acting like a dipshit

That's a matter of opinion.

back at ya.

That's "back at ya, sir."

Sir!

What in the Wide wide World of Sports is going on here?

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Originally posted by HRK:
He's not gonna make any money on onlyfans! or maybe he will....

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Originally posted by P250UA5:
Pineapple on the post.

There was something around here a few years ago [maybe more widespread], pineapples and/or red mulch = swingers.

I thought the same thing, but remembered it’s an upside down pineapple that became synonymous with swingers. Maybe his pineapple is showing that he’s not open to swinging and is all about monogamy!

"Mail doesn't replenish Dale"!

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Originally posted by old rugged cross:
I am not the one acting like a dipshit where women and possibly young girls and children would see his stupid display. It is totally uncouth. I am betting most here not want this guy across the street from your place. Having your wife see him out doing his thing all the time. But I get some here want to see it as his right to do so. He obviously get his jollies by doing this. A prev.

IIRC several years back there was a thread with a story and a guy doing just that, waiting on younger girls walking by to school so he'd open the front door and stand behind a glass outside weather door in his skivies, there was some questions about 1A vs. Obscenity laws.

There could be some rules in the HOA that they could use to try and put a stop to it, we have a nuisance rule that might apply in this case since it's upsetting several woman and causing problems, but we don't have a NutHut rule.

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Originally posted by old rugged cross:
I am not the one acting like a dipshit where women and possibly young girls and children would see his stupid display...

I think context is important, and I definitely do not have any context around this story. She could be a busybody peering out her window waiting for Dale to emerge.

Or it could be the other way around.

For instance, she may garden in her yard and may tend to her flowerbeds in her front yard on a regular basis. And it may be Dale that waits for her, and/or other ladies, to come outside so that he can do his show. He may actually be the one harassing others.

Regardless, it is obvious that Dale is an exhibitionist, and he somehow believes he looks good. But that is a neighborhood with small lots, so everyone is crowded together, and Dale's behavior is eye pollution for anyone engaging in a walk, or sitting on their front porch, etc.



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It occurred to me years ago that there are far more people than I had previously believed that just don’t think right. For whatever reason Dale thinks his display is socially acceptable or if not, he doesn’t care enough to conform to norms. Fine. He’s only guilty of having poor judgment.

I wonder why the lady can’t just avoid him. Does she live so close to the mailboxes that she can’t avoid seeing him when he’s out? I’m not blaming her beyond what I would do if I were her. Or maybe the outrage of his poor judgment is great enough to trigger her to semi obsession.

Can an HOA create rules to stop this? They do see to be omnipotent.

[Trying not to ruin the fun...]

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Good questions, DF, for sure.

I couldn't help clicking on the thing once more last night and went on over to Twitter to view it "firsthand." There's a comment right below the video: "This video is AI-generated satire from the HOAi account, not real footage of an actual HOA meeting or resident." A couple of Instagram and Youtube links follow that; I didn't click them.

The comments following that disclaimer, though, are a blast!

What in the AARP Magic Mike is going on in these retirement communities?

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Originally posted by darthfuster:
They do see to be omnipotent.

I hear Viagra is good for that. They should ask Dale.

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Originally posted by r0gue:
"Mail doesn't replenish Dale"!

I have to admit, that was a great line .