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posting without pants |
Dunno which is worse so far... The escaped psych patient trying to get us to break into the house his family sold years ago and mad when we wouldnt. The paranoid meth head who wanted to report that he bought poisoned meth, and upon showing said meth, got arrested. The angry woman (and rest of Hoosier family) who called 911 and demanded "police justice" because a tow truck turned around in her driveway and left after the family went outside and beat on his truck... Or who knows what the he'll is gonna happen next... Come on midnight.... get here quick. Strive to live your life so when you wake up in the morning and your feet hit the floor, the devil says "Oh crap, he's up." | ||
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Stay safe. __________________________ | |||
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Might be jinxing you but.. maybe it's cold enough you won't have a skinny, tripping high nekid one to wrestle with - that they decide to stay clothed when they trip out tonight. | |||
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Given that it is 8deg out with a windchill in the negatives you would think some of those geniuses would just hunker down and stay warm like the rest of us. Ken | |||
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| Coin Sniper |
Did you turn your patrol car around in their driveway? You should demonstrate your ability to write citations without pants to the next contestant. Pronoun: His Royal Highness and benevolent Majesty of all he surveys 343 - Never Forget Its better to be Pavlov's dog than Schrodinger's cat There are three types of mistakes; Those you learn from, those you suffer from, and those you don't survive. | |||
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And, it's not even the full moon yet. ;-) hang in there bud! Place your clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark. “If in winning a race, you lose the respect of your fellow competitors, then you have won nothing” - Paul Elvstrom "The Great Dane" 1928 - 2016 | |||
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Sorry Kevin, you truly appear to be living a bad version of the twilight zone. Hang in there and stay safe. On a more uplifting note, how's that red hound of yours doing?  ----------------------------- Guns are awesome because they shoot solid lead freedom. Every man should have several guns. And several dogs, because a man with a cat is a woman. Kurt Schlichter | |||
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| The Main Thing Is Not To Get Excited  |
And ain't that the truth! Just keep in mind that if it wasn't fun you wouldn't be doing it.  Kidding, stay safe. _______________________ | |||
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| posting without pants |
Ok I guess. I have only seen her twice since september. Strive to live your life so when you wake up in the morning and your feet hit the floor, the devil says "Oh crap, he's up." | |||
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| Slayer of Agapanthus |
Sometime somewhere some smart guy said something like 'Stupidity and evil may not be identical but they surely do overlap'. Keep making the Devil and Bozo suffer. Stay strong pardner. "It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye". The Little Prince, Antoine de Saint-Exupery, pilot and author, lost on mission, July 1944, Med Theatre. | |||
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Got the call at about 8:00pm "Domestic Disturbance, Boyfriend & Girlfriend fighting, throwing stuff around, screaming..." Neighbors said it's a regular occurrence. Turns out that the Boyfriend & Girlfriend get into really rough & kinky sex. And another incident that proves my theory of: Those you get to see naked are NEVER the ones you want to see naked. Im still using eye bleach. ______________________________________________________________________ "When its time to shoot, shoot. Dont talk!" “What the government is good at is collecting taxes, taking away your freedoms and killing people. It’s not good at much else.” —Author Tom Clancy | |||
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| The Constable |
Good stuff. Man. I so miss the job. LOL. NO I don't. SO happy to be retired. Just when You think you have seen it all...the job surprises You. You HAVE to find the amusing if You can , in all but the worst situations, or you will go nuts. | |||
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