July 25, 2018, 10:12 PM
1KPerDayMy 13-year-old son is a pill
Me: Son, eat those yellow tomatoes. They're a different color but they taste the same.
Son: I'm racist.

July 26, 2018, 12:24 AM
SigLawThe joys of a snarky teenager. Been there, done that. Mine is 20 now.