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non ducor, duco |
Am I the only one disappointed with this thread? I thought there was going to be some hot action, I even closed the door to the office. And all I got was this... No worries, I'll fix it... First In Last Out | |||
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The Unmanned Writer |
Can you show us on doll where she touched you with the turkey baster? Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. "If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own... | |||
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Wait. What? On the internet? | |||
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Last week I uploaded Pornography to YouTube https://youtube.com/playlist?l...&si=HhdFiiWyaR9SUigN _______________________________ Do the interns get Glocks? | |||
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אַרְיֵה |
Waiting ... הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים | |||
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W07VH5 |
The turkey baster only touched her mouth. I was able to prevent the transfer afterward. | |||
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Go in the video store, look at the clerk and wink, then nod twice. He'll bring out the good stuff from under the counter.
This never gets old:  ]This message has been edited. Last edited by: Blackmore, Truth: The New Hate Speech | |||
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The view count on this thread is telling. Of what, I don't know. I came in expecting some sort of cultural rot discussion. The actual contents, though not philosophical, are somehow still worthwhile. | |||
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I don't know which is more expensive, watching Camera Porn or watching Gun Porn. What I am thankful for is that I'm not involved with Car Porn because that is sort of a dollars to pennies comparison. I've stopped counting. | |||
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Alea iacta est |
I think it’s more of the “WHAT???” factor. I think that’s why most are opening it. I did wonder if someone was stupid enough to post Niue’s here. I figured if there were, it was a quick one way ticket to bansville. The curiosity of, “did someone sign their own death warrant” is why I opened it. The “lol” thread | |||
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Mama told me not to come. She said, That ain't the way to have fun, Son. ____________________ | |||
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  "OP is a troll" - Flashlightboy, 12/18/20 | |||
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| No More Mr. Nice Guy |
It happened to a coworker. His girlfriend's roommate retrieved a just-discarded condom from the trash. Idk if a turkey baster was involved. | |||
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A Grateful American |
"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for me I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you delete the pictures now that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will fill your hard drive." -Porn "the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב! | |||
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I can’t believe this didn’t come up until page 3. “It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat.” | |||
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Wow!!! Did she get pregnant? "Some things are apparent. Where government moves in, community retreats, civil society disintegrates and our ability to control our own destiny atrophies. The result is: families under siege; war in the streets; unapologetic expropriation of property; the precipitous decline of the rule of law; the rapid rise of corruption; the loss of civility and the triumph of deceit. The result is a debased, debauched culture which finds moral depravity entertaining and virtue contemptible." -- Justice Janice Rogers Brown "The United States government is the largest criminal enterprise on earth." -rduckwor | |||
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King Nothing |
Beat me to it haha 
Ahh I was thinking off the stomach and in. I think out of the mouth and in, usually by hand, is not uncommon. I’ve never heard of someone actually using a baster haha.
Staying with the FG theme.  ...Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, was just a freight train coming your way... | |||
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| The Unmanned Writer |
Oh snap!! Can only imagine the court order after the paternity tests come back with indisputable proof the child is yours. Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. "If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own... | |||
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Fighting the good fight |
The previous court where I was a bailiff had a case just like that several years back. Paternity/child support case involving a crazy ex-girlfriend who had impregnated herself with a turkey baster and a recently used condom retrieved from the trash. She admitted to doing so. So yes, it's a real thing. And apparently not super uncommon. | |||
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