porn

October 15, 2024, 01:53 PM

RogueJSK

porn

quote:
Originally posted by OKCGene:
One does not need to go to the Internet to find porn.

It WILL find YOU. Quickly.
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I dunno. I spent several pre-internet teenaged years hoping that some would find me, quickly or otherwise. But it was to no avail.

Your experience was clearly different. And luckier.

October 15, 2024, 02:11 PM

mark123

quote:
Originally posted by parabellum:

It happened to me.
I was 26 dating a never married 40 year old. She didn’t take it well when I decided to not pursue the marriage thing. A turkey baster was involved. Wow, that brought back some unpleasant memories.

October 15, 2024, 04:17 PM

Greymann

[/QUOTE] It happened to me.
I was 26 dating a never married 40 year old. She didn’t take it well when I decided to not pursue the marriage thing. A turkey baster was involved. Wow, that brought back some unpleasant memories.[/QUOTE]

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October 15, 2024, 04:50 PM

Paten

I've been wondering how all these stepmothers are getting stuck in the dryer or the sink or in the couch cushions.

October 15, 2024, 05:15 PM

bigwagon

It's not even Ed Balls Day.

October 15, 2024, 05:36 PM

Mars_Attacks

Don't google midget rodeo clown porn.

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Eeewwww, don't touch it!
Here, poke at it with this stick.

October 15, 2024, 05:41 PM

jhe888

quote:
Originally posted by Mars_Attacks:
Don't google midget rodeo clown porn.

Best kind. Add Nazi nuns, and you have magic.

The fish is mute, expressionless. The fish doesn't think because the fish knows everything.

October 15, 2024, 05:48 PM

12GA

yer all going to Hell

October 15, 2024, 06:00 PM

sunburn

I discovered internet porn and didn't think I'd ever see the sun again.
Bob n Tom

October 15, 2024, 06:16 PM

V-Tail

quote:
Originally posted by Mars_Attacks:

Don't google midget rodeo clown porn.

I did not heed your advice. I was curious about what The Google would show. I did not click on any of the links, but the list of google results -- Good Lord!

October 15, 2024, 06:25 PM

TomS

Are chaps involved?

October 15, 2024, 06:51 PM

egregore

Some people still prefer the sound of pornograph records.

October 15, 2024, 07:01 PM

0-0

SIGH. This could have been such an interesting and enlightening thread… SIGH

0-0

October 15, 2024, 07:02 PM

SigSentry

October 15, 2024, 07:49 PM

ss9961

I tried that internet porn. Sat at the computer, pants around my ankles and my hand on my junk.
Then they threw me out of the Kinkos.

Paraphrased from Larry the CableGuy.

October 15, 2024, 08:00 PM

jljones

quote:
Originally posted by RogueJSK:
quote:
Originally posted by OKCGene:
One does not need to go to the Internet to find porn.

It WILL find YOU. Quickly.
.

I dunno. I spent several pre-internet teenaged years hoping that some would find me, quickly or otherwise. But it was to no avail.

Your experience was clearly different. And luckier.

No Sears catalog?

www.opspectraining.com

"It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it works out for them"

October 15, 2024, 08:13 PM

flesheatingvirus

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-- Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past me I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain. --

October 15, 2024, 08:13 PM

Skins2881

You do realize you accidentally typed that into SigForum, not Google, right?

October 15, 2024, 08:27 PM

pbslinger

quote:
Originally posted by Skins2881:
You do realize you accidentally typed that into SigForum, not Google, right?

That is the 1st response.

October 15, 2024, 08:53 PM

Rightwire

quote:
Originally posted by George43:
pornography

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343 - Never Forget

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There are three types of mistakes; Those you learn from, those you suffer from, and those you don't survive.