The way the news is reporting all the harassment claims in D.C.,, I'm thinking I should be proactive and announce that I have prolly Harassed somebody, and although at this time I can not recall who, what or where this did/did not happen,, I apologize now and will try to be a better person..........

I'll not answer any questions at this time.

I regulary text my girlfriend to let her know I'll be harassing her as soon as she gets home. She says that's fine, just expect to be accused in around 30-40 years. I told her no worries, I'll be a dirty old man at that point anyway.

Just remember that harass is one word, not two.

So a guy come home from a date with a black eye and a hicky.
The girl claims harassment and he says she was OK with ever thing which evidence do we believe?

Got into trouble at the throughbred track one fine day.
The announcer said to scratch "Herass" which I did.

I touched myself. In a biblical way...

In light of recent current events, if any women from 40 yrs ago till now says I made inappropriate, lewd, sexual comments, suggestions or ideas....Yeah, they're right. I did.

The sluts loved them.
The nuns....eh....not so much.

We seem to be in an era of hypersensitivity. People are actively seeking out reasons to be outraged.

Sure amazing how Slick Willie got away with it and his approval ratings even seemed to benefit from it.

We also seem to be in an era of Guilty Until Proven Innocent.

Slick Willie was a cunning linguist.

I have tried to remember if I might have been inconsiderate enough as to offend a female, for a few weeks now.

I don't know if it was because I was smart enough or afraid enough or maybe mom and dad just raised me right ,

but unless you count some very steamy disco dancing in the late 70's .

I can not remember any female getting pissed off, or even remotely offended.

I entered an elevator with a woman who had large breasts. She said, "Press one, please".

I did and now I'm in deep shit.

HOLY SUDDEN FLASH OF INSPIRATION!!!

Even if you never committed any sexual peccadillo, step up, tell your boss that there is a painful incident in your past, tell them you need 28 days of out-of-the-office FMLA-eligible treatment, then fly to Argentina and shoot upland birds with 0-0.



Posted by me yesterday in another thread.

I think I may have sexually harassed a lady today when I held the door open for her. I'm sure that's an offense somewhere.

This kind of stuff was once called natural selection, the dating game and other themes, the girls were as much a part of the game as the guys.

If this keeps up all breeding will be artificial insemination, with a bunch of chaperones keeping track.

I'm just curious why women aren't headlined as having sexually harassed someone. You know there have to be cases somewhere...

Along those lines, I heard a statistic today that 20% of men are harassed in some form, and the vast majority of the harassment comes from gay men. Being in an industry that hires a lot of gay men I can say I fall into that 20%. I was on a trip with an obviously gay Flight Attendant and a First Officer that probably switch hit. We got to our overnight fairly early in the day...late morning, if I recall.

As is always the routine if we get in early enough, we stand outside our hotel rooms and ask each other what they're gonna do for lunch, dinner, entertainment, what have you. So I ask the F/O what he's gonna do and he says, "I think I'll catch a nap and then go work out". I said, "Sounds like a plan." I turn to the flaming Flight Attendant and ask the same question. His response, in a most effeminate voice, "Oh...I think I'm going to go in my room and masturbate". Without blinking an eye, I said, "Good luck with that" and went into my room. I took a nap and when I awoke, I could hear the two of them playing slap ass in the hall.

It didn't bother me in the least, but my thought was if this "dude" should say that to the wrong Texas boy, he might one day get his ass whupped and bad. Some guys don't have any patience for that kind of shit, and I think I've just about reached that point. I didn't report it to HR, but I now regret I didn't. Nothing would've happened anyway...

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Originally posted by erj_pilot:
I'm just curious why women aren't headlined as having sexually harassed someone. You know there have to be cases somewhere...

I thought I saw a headline on Breitbart recently that Mariah Carey was being accused of sexual harassment by one of her security detail, but didn't read further, so no more info than the headline.

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Found it at the Daily Beast

"In a draft lawsuit, the superstar is accused of calling her former head of security a white supremacist and sexually harassing him. "

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posted November 22, 2017 04:02 PM Hide Post
I'm just curious why women aren't headlined as having sexually harassed someone. You know there have to be cases somewhere...

I believe the theory of the "wounded virgin" or damsel in distress sets the table for a hero to come to her rescue, now some of them are living their dream, searching for a hero or $$$.

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Originally posted by OKCGene:
Just remember that harass is one word, not two.

I'll refrain from telling the joke.

No Rock Stars or Hollywood A listers seem to have been touched.