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Investigators say a Fort Wayne man cut off his penis, lit it on fire and then used it to set his mom's garage on fire

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July 09, 2026, 05:40 PM
Hamden106
Investigators say a Fort Wayne man cut off his penis, lit it on fire and then used it to set his mom's garage on fire
After posting 10k, is he pennyless, AND penisless?



SIGnature
NRA Benefactor CMP Pistol Distinguished
July 09, 2026, 11:36 PM
911Boss
quote:
Originally posted by Tuckerrnr1:
quote:
Originally posted by YooperSigs:
Who would bond this dude out? His Mom, im guessing


Lorena Bobbitt?


**THREAD DRIFT**

What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbitt?

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You gonna eat that?






What part of "...Shall not be infringed" don't you understand???


July 10, 2026, 12:23 PM
Citadel
Words truly fail me. Over thirty years in LE/EMS. I am speechless.
July 10, 2026, 10:15 PM
Southern Rebel
“Skin that smoke wagon and see what happens!” Quote: Wyatt Earp

That boy been reading too many western novels! I don' think that is exactly what Wyatt had in mind.....
July 11, 2026, 08:08 AM
remshooter
and in the background .I can hear on the radio ..The Doors singing..Come on Baby Light My Fire
July 11, 2026, 08:28 AM
Doc H.
The eyes say it all....



"And gentlemen in England now abed, shall think themselves accursed they were not here, and hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks that fought with us upon Saint Crispin's Day"
July 11, 2026, 09:15 AM
cas
Just another arsonist prick.
July 11, 2026, 09:22 AM
TigerDore
"Well, see, I had intended to use this candle in my pocket... but it was really dark..."

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July 11, 2026, 12:31 PM
cslinger
I would have never thought my dick was all that flammable. Learn something new every day.

The more you know. Big Grin


Take Care, Shoot Safe,
Chris
July 11, 2026, 03:44 PM
sunburn
Johnson Wick


Lick the lollipop of mediocrity once and you suck forever.
July 11, 2026, 03:54 PM
kkina




ACCU-STRUT FOR MINI-14
"Pen & Sword as one."
July 11, 2026, 04:16 PM
pbslinger
quote:
Originally posted by cslinger:
I would have never thought my dick was all that flammable. Learn something new every day.

The more you know. Big Grin


Did you ask your agent about penis fire insurance?
July 11, 2026, 04:19 PM
Tuckerrnr1
TV ad: "Do you suffer from erectile combustion? Ask your doctor if Mycoxafire is right for you."


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I may be a bad person, but at least I use my turn signal.
July 11, 2026, 04:21 PM
kkina
"Son, I said I wanted dry roasted peanuts!"



ACCU-STRUT FOR MINI-14
"Pen & Sword as one."
July 11, 2026, 06:07 PM
Ripley
It's like the punchline to the old joke "Do you smoke after sex?"




Set the controls for the heart of the Sun.
July 11, 2026, 06:37 PM
pbslinger
Audio released after the severing: "Won't be long now"
July 11, 2026, 06:54 PM
Cookster
Instant ‘transition’ surgery with a flare.


__________
"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy."
July 12, 2026, 10:17 PM
tatortodd
New detail from local Ft Wayne news source - his penis was NOT flammable and he had to use gasoline to set it on fire.



Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity

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July 12, 2026, 11:16 PM
darthfuster
Okay I just had a look to be sure, but mine doesn’t look very flammable……jus sayin



You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier
July 13, 2026, 09:00 PM
elmer
We have been trying to contact you regarding your extended penis warranty