Braintree Police: ‘Hold Off’ On Crime This Weekend Due To ‘Extreme Heat’
BRAINTREE (CBS) — The Braintree Police Department had some fun explaining to residents that they should “hold off” on any crimes they are planning this weekend.
In a Facebook post, they wrote, “Folks. Due to the extreme heat, we are asking anyone thinking of doing criminal activity to hold off until Monday.”
They said doing so would be dangerous because of the hot temperatures.
Instead, police provided alternatives: “Stay home, blast the AC, binge Stranger Things season 3, play with the face app, practice karate in your basement. We will all meet again on Monday when it’s cooler.”
The post was signed, “Sincerely, The PoPo. PS: please no spoiler alerts. We’re just finishing season 2.” ================================================================================================ Brings to mind a similar response:
"No matter where you go - there you are"
July 20, 2019, 06:49 PM
smschulz
Love Demolition Man. It is where the SJW's plan on taking us.
July 20, 2019, 07:36 PM
ffips
quote:
Originally posted by sgalczyn: ...snip...
sgalczyn, I have used your post as an example of why I started this thread. You aren't the only poster with run away lines, just a recent example I could point to when I made this response.
July 21, 2019, 06:41 AM
ArtieS
That's some pretty clever trolling, right there.
Good for Braintree.
"I vowed to myself to fight against evil more completely and more wholeheartedly than I ever did before. . . . That’s the only way to pay back part of that vast debt, to live up to and try to fulfill that tremendous obligation."
Alfred Hornik, Sunday, December 2, 1945 to his family, on his continuing duty to others for surviving WW II.
July 21, 2019, 08:25 AM
sgalczyn
first is was grammar nazis, then punctuation nazis, now line break nazis.......
