What if Adolf Hitler wasn’t a demonic, antisemitic, anticommunist,

egomaniac? What if instead of killing the Jews he honored them?

What if instead of invading Russia he invaded England? Leaving

the U.S.A no staging grounds for the D- day invasion? Would the

French speak French or German or Russian? Would the English

speak English or German or Russian? What if he were more like

Vladimir Putin? Just wondering….

Did you get this in an email?

George, you have too much time on your hands.

Maybe. Maybe not. Depends. What species was the butterfly that flapped its wings in Hong Kong for this to happen?

Let's try this:

Jorge! ¿Recibiste esto en un correo electrónico?

Georges! Avez-vous reçu cela dans un e-mail?

Georg! Haben Sie dies per E-Mail erhalten?

Юрий! Вы получили это по электронной почте?


Neugierige wollen es wissen.

Beeil dich! Lassen sie mich ihre papiere sehen!

What if Hitler...

...put out some clickbait titles for his threads?

What the heil!

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Would the

French speak French or German or Russian? Would the English

speak English or German or Russian?

Good thing the British didn't win the Revolutionary War, or we'd all be speaking English now.

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Originally posted by egregore:

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Would the

French speak French or German or Russian? Would the English

speak English or German or Russian?

Good thing the British didn't win the Revolutionary War, or we'd all be speaking English now.

Whew. I just heard someone in a Bri'ish accent ask for a Chocolate Sandwich Biscuits. And then pointed towards the bag of Oreos.

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Originally posted by parabellum:

Bro gots the nut cutters.

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Originally posted by egregore:

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Would the French speak French or German or Russian? Would the English speak English or German or Russian?

Good thing the British didn't win the Revolutionary War, or we'd all be speaking English now.

Is that what they speak over there?

My apologies to George43 for altering his quote, the fucked up formatting was making my eye twitch.

Just imagine, if the commander of the Union troops in the Civil War was not Ulysses S. Grant, but rather Cary Grant..

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Originally posted by P220 Smudge:
My apologies to George43 for altering his quote, the fucked up formatting was making my eye twitch.

Sometimes that happens when you copy and past from an email.

Waiting on you, George.

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Originally posted by parabellum:
Did you get this in an email?

No, it just came to me.

Well, thank goodness you responded. I was getting ready to post my question in Sanskrit.

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Originally posted by parabellum:
Well, thank goodness you responded. I was getting rady to post my question in Sanskrit.

"SANSKRIT? You're majoring in a 10,000 year old dead language? Latin, it's the best I can do."