Describe your job as boring and generic as possible.

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August 06, 2020, 07:27 AM

SIG4EVA

Describe your job as boring and generic as possible.

I sell wire brushes and abrasives for deburring, cleaning, and finish metal and plastic parts.

SIG556 Classic
P220 Carry SAS Gen 2 SAO
SP2022 9mm German Triple Serial
P938 SAS
P365 FDE
P322 FDE

Psalm 118:24 "This is the day which the Lord hath made; we will rejoice and be glad in it"

August 06, 2020, 08:01 AM

BansheeOne

I make our office work and yell at people to not make it even harder by submitting incomplete contract forms and demanding personal detail information from complete projects or individual contracts of previous years right now.

August 06, 2020, 08:15 AM

wingfoot

I try and keep aircraft engines attached to pylons, most of them do.

August 06, 2020, 08:33 AM

ggile

In the summer I mow my grass, in the winter, I clear snow from my driveway.

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"The problems we face today exist because the people who work for a living are outnumbered by those who vote for a living."

"Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety"
Benjamin Franklin

August 06, 2020, 08:57 AM

lyman

I buy stuff, and sell stuff, and do the required paperwork (FFL, who does mostly estates)

https://chandlersfirearms.com/chesterfield-armament/

August 06, 2020, 08:59 AM

Georgeair

Help people way smarter than me run their business and stay out of trouble. Sometimes.

_{You only have integrity once. - imprezaguy02}

August 06, 2020, 09:08 AM

G-Man

I try my best not to deny individuals the prison terms they work so hard to achieve.

August 06, 2020, 09:26 AM

18Z50

Global reach precision Pest Extermination.

August 06, 2020, 09:45 AM

cmparrish

I type letters and words into a box to make the box do things.

August 06, 2020, 09:57 AM

BB61

I analyze people and things.

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August 06, 2020, 10:31 AM

kho

i fix other peoples' fuck ups

August 06, 2020, 10:33 AM

1s1k

Anytime you walk through the grocery store you will see boxes, labels and bags that I designed the master file for.

August 06, 2020, 11:01 AM

Fla. Jim

I put wet stuff on the red stuff. Oh and hauled and treated the injured, maimed and crazy or drugged. Usually alcohol was involved.

August 06, 2020, 11:05 AM

slosig

quote:
Originally posted by Eponym:
(Now retired) I cause zeros to be changed to ones and ones to zeros.

Used to do that. Now grow trees.

August 06, 2020, 11:38 AM

slyguy

I push buttons & widgets come out.

August 06, 2020, 11:43 AM

pulicords

I review what people say and evaluate it.

"I'm not fluent in the language of violence, but I know enough to get around in places where it's spoken."

August 06, 2020, 12:08 PM

stkfox

I let people know if they can drink their water.

August 06, 2020, 12:11 PM

Lord Vaalic

I watch paint dry

Don't weep for the stupid, or you will be crying all day

August 06, 2020, 12:31 PM

Rustyblade

I detect where people deviate from efficiency, coax them to see where they went astray and guide them to self-correct.

Do not necessarily attribute someone's nasty or inappropriate actions as intended when it may be explained by ignorance or stupidity.