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Describe your job as boring and generic as possible.
August 05, 2020, 04:18 PM
cparktdDescribe your job as boring and generic as possible.
I helped make shit bags attractive.
But while still employed if I was asked what I was going to do with my two days off I would lay out my plan in full detail.
The first day off I sleep late...
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I make a gallon of sweet tea.
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The second day...
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I sleep late...
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I drink it!
So, now that I'm retired my full time job is... well you can extrapolate the above to full time.
Actually that is not entirely correct. Now that my wife is also retired she makes the sweet tea for me.
But seriously.
I try to do something every day, a man needs to stay active you know. For example, yesterday I changed out a burned out light bulb in a lamp.
Some people spread happiness wherever they go… some whenever they go. August 05, 2020, 04:19 PM
HobbsShow up every day but aren't required to do anything at all ... retired
August 05, 2020, 04:23 PM
2000Z-71I apologize for the mistakes of others and things that are out of my control.
My daughter can deflate your daughter's soccer ball. August 05, 2020, 04:23 PM
P250UA5Make sure software keeps working & take complaints when it doesn't.
The Enemy's gate is down. August 05, 2020, 04:23 PM
2000Z-71I am the first person you'll see after saying, "Hey, hold my beer!"
My daughter can deflate your daughter's soccer ball. August 05, 2020, 04:24 PM
Chris42Coax ‘yutes into using dangerous equipment without drawing too much blood
(Shop teacher)
August 05, 2020, 04:29 PM
tigereye313Sell drugs.
August 05, 2020, 04:30 PM
HobbsPrior to retirement, I smartly carried on ... military
August 05, 2020, 04:31 PM
doublesharpI expected to sell it before I had to smell it
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God spelled backwards is dog
August 05, 2020, 04:32 PM
2BobTannerI check the obits for my obit. So far, I haven’t found it, and that’s a good thing.
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DJT-45/47 MAGA !!!!!
“Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.”
"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on, or by imbeciles who really mean it." — Mark Twain
“Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard.” — H. L. Mencken
August 05, 2020, 04:34 PM
TexasScrubDoctor's tell me things. I look at them funny while I'm answering their phone.
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He looked like an accountant or a serial-killer type. Definitely one of the service industries.
August 05, 2020, 04:38 PM
erj_pilotI transport pressurized tubing composed of aluminum and composite materials.
** And that's my bar answer to "what do you do?"
"If you’re a leader, you lead the way. Not just on the easy ones; you take the tough ones too…” – MAJ Richard D. Winters (1918-2011), E Company, 2nd Battalion, 506th Parachute Infantry Regiment, 101st Airborne
"Woe to those who call evil good, and good evil... Therefore, as tongues of fire lick up straw and as dry grass sinks down in the flames, so their roots will decay and their flowers blow away like dust; for they have rejected the law of the Lord Almighty and spurned the word of the Holy One of Israel." - Isaiah 5:20,24 August 05, 2020, 04:39 PM
phxtoadI draw stuff so people can build stuff.
Todd
phxtoad
"Careful man, there's a beverage here!"
August 05, 2020, 04:40 PM
CPD SIGAfter reading this, there’s some of you I REALLY want to hang out with!
Me?
I dealt with a lot of human waste.
Now, I’m an armed adult babysitter.
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"When its time to shoot, shoot. Dont talk!"
“What the government is good at is collecting taxes, taking away your freedoms and killing people. It’s not good at much else.” —Author Tom Clancy
August 05, 2020, 04:40 PM
PHPaulI spend other people's contributions to the Social Security System.
Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.
August 05, 2020, 04:41 PM
ScoutmasterBeing creative gets you into trouble.
"Liberty lies in the hearts of men and women. When it dies there, no constitution, no law, no court can save it....While it lies there, it needs no constitution, no law, no court to save it"
- Judge Learned Hand, May 1944 August 05, 2020, 04:44 PM
hvyhawlerI move dirt and ore, 320 long tons at a time.
August 05, 2020, 04:47 PM
nhtagmemberI deal with money
August 05, 2020, 04:49 PM
BigSwedeI take money in exchange for metal and plastic, I might do this 50 times a year for my larger clients
August 05, 2020, 04:55 PM
Krankyproblem solver
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