Describe your job as boring and generic as possible. Bonus points of you can make it convoluted.

I'll start:

I allow signatures to be put on lists of promises.

(I'm an attorney working on commercial contracts.)

I move sporting goods from A to B without ever touching any of them while trying to help morons make money.

build boxes

I talk to people on the phone. Sometimes they yell at me, sometimes I yell at them.

(Now retired) I cause zeros to be changed to ones and ones to zeros.

I explain complex things in simple terms to people who think they are smart.

Pull back on stick houses get smaller push forward and they get bigger.

When someone does something illegal, I fill out a bunch of paperwork.

I take vague vehicle complaints and turn them into fixes, all to keep first responders on the road.

Teach people how to do, complete and bill for property damages through insurance carriers.

I put people asleep, then wake them up.

I drive around and make sure no one crosses an invisible line.

I take apart dirty beat up guns and make them pretty and get yelled at for taking too long

I have what some people want. They give me money to give it to them.

I tell people to move things.

I play piano in a whorehouse.

Sit down to eat, run call, provide taxi to ER, repeat...

retired now so no more groundhog day.

This is literally what my dad told me when he trained me: Hire good people, give them what they need, get the fuck out of their way. It's pretty much what I try to do every day.

combine paper into numerical order.

It puts the wet stuff on the red stuff.