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Always a classic! | |||
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Think you used enough dynamite there, Butch? "I vowed to myself to fight against evil more completely and more wholeheartedly than I ever did before. . . . That’s the only way to pay back part of that vast debt, to live up to and try to fulfill that tremendous obligation." Alfred Hornik, Sunday, December 2, 1945 to his family, on his continuing duty to others for surviving WW II. | |||
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It works in the cartoons. ____________________________________________________ The butcher with the sharpest knife has the warmest heart. | |||
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| Writer by profession, smartass by the grace of God. |
As someone who's lived in Oregon since 2006, I find this utterly believable. It's something in the water, I swear. And now, in the air, and the sand, and even inside someone's Monte Carlo. (\__/) (='.'=) (")_(") | |||
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| The Constable |
Did it say "ACE Dynamite Company" on that box? Like something one would see on the Roadrunner vs Wiley Coyote. Or the Three Stooges. | |||
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| Lawyers, Guns and Money  |
I had a dead raccoon in my attic. At the time, it smelled so bad that dynamite would have seemed like a good idea. "Some things are apparent. Where government moves in, community retreats, civil society disintegrates and our ability to control our own destiny atrophies. The result is: families under siege; war in the streets; unapologetic expropriation of property; the precipitous decline of the rule of law; the rapid rise of corruption; the loss of civility and the triumph of deceit. The result is a debased, debauched culture which finds moral depravity entertaining and virtue contemptible." -- Justice Janice Rogers Brown "The United States government is the largest criminal enterprise on earth." -rduckwor | |||
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ACME, I think.  ———- Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for thou art crunchy and taste good with catsup. | |||
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| The Constable |
https://ibb.co/e3vMQo My recent rodent carcass removal tale. Mouse got in the Camaro, had babies and then they ALL died. Access is almost impossible, so had to take it to the Dealer. | |||
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Lolololol I bet that smelled real gooooood | |||
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Quit staring at my wife's Butt |
Thats my brother in laws father who had is car hit with the whale blubber, he also own's one of the nicest shooting ranges around here, until he died A few years ago. | |||
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Step by step walk the thousand mile road |
Did he start bubblering and wailing when he saw the damage, or did he think it a fluke event? < No offense intended, I just couldn't resist those puns > Nice is overrated "It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government." Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018 | |||
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| Staring back from the abyss  |
I opened the hood of my truck one day last summer and saw a mouse run around the side and under the covering in the back of the engine compartment. Later that day, I was in the dealer for something else and asked them about it as I was worried that the little vermin would nest and/or die in there. He said don't sweat it until you start to smell them, then we've got to go in after them and it's a pretty big job. He says they do quite a few of them. Thankfully, it didn't happen. Since then I've been putting mouse poison blocks around both batteries (where they won't fall out) and haven't seen any nesting or other sign. A couple years ago I had a squirrel inside the engine compartment. Started the truck, put it in gear, and made it about ten feet before it stopped. Squirrel had gotten tangled up under the serpentine belt and threw it. I had a broken wrist at the time and it was a real PITA to get that thing back on. I'm not a fan of rodents. ________________________________________________________ "Great danger lies in the notion that we can reason with evil." Doug Patton. | |||
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