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Who's going to be first??

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March 03, 2017, 04:15 PM
rduckwor
Who's going to be first??
British develop a "smart condom" (well not really).

Let's file this one in the "not necessary" file.

RMD

http://www.msn.com/en-us/video...99-condom/vp-AAnLryi




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March 03, 2017, 04:37 PM
cparktd
Hoo-Boy

I already have a tracker to keep up with my sex life extremely well... my wife!

And *Holds a charge for up to 6 hours of use*
Yea, that just a tad bit optimistic...



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March 03, 2017, 05:13 PM
sigmonkey
That'll put a digit in yer Gidget!




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March 03, 2017, 07:09 PM
V-Tail
quote:
Originally posted by cparktd:
up to 6 hours of use
Aren't you supposed to call a doctor after four hours?



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March 03, 2017, 08:33 PM
dsiets
quote:
Originally posted by V-Tail:
quote:
Originally posted by cparktd:
up to 6 hours of use
Aren't you supposed to call a doctor after four hours?


Yes, but just to brag.
March 03, 2017, 08:53 PM
Aquabird
I have heard of over sharing, but if you want to share that info with your friends???
WTF?


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March 03, 2017, 08:56 PM
LtJL
If it was still doing its' duty after 4 hours, I'd throw it a parade!!
March 03, 2017, 09:59 PM
jtedescucci
I live in the Nashville area & the 2 radio stations I listen to most (99.7 FM and 1510 AM) have gotten into the habit of advertising cures for men's sexual problems on the frequency of about every third or fourth commercial. To tell you the truth, I'm getting tired of hearing about it... and lots of times I have one or two of my daughters in the truck with me when these commercials come on..... "Come on down to Billy Bob's men's clinic and in less than one hour we can test you and see why you can't get it up. And we'll only charge you $99.00! we'll have you percolating before you leave here, and your wife will be so happy!".... Well, I don't know about you, but there're some things I don't care to have my daughters know just yet. There'll come a time when mother nature will slap them down hard and they won't be able to ignore their sexuality any more, but that day isn't here yet - and for now I just want them to be little girls. And for you ladies: I'm also pretty tired of the Tampax and sanitary napkin ads on TV. I REALLY believe the day is coming when they will show drawings (or pictures) of male & female genitalia on TV - and THAT will be going too far. I wonder REALLY: Is there no modesty anymore? I REALLY WONDER why I have never heard any complaints from the women about those TV ads??


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March 03, 2017, 10:32 PM
BB61
quote:
Originally posted by jtedescucci:
I live in the Nashville area & the 2 radio stations I listen to most (99.7 FM and 1510 AM) have gotten into the habit of advertising cures for men's sexual problems on the frequency of about every third or fourth commercial. To tell you the truth, I'm getting tired of hearing about it... and lots of times I have one or two of my daughters in the truck with me when these commercials come on..... "Come on down to Billy Bob's men's clinic and in less than one hour we can test you and see why you can't get it up. And we'll only charge you $99.00! we'll have you percolating before you leave here, and your wife will be so happy!".... Well, I don't know about you, but there're some things I don't care to have my daughters know just yet. There'll come a time when mother nature will slap them down hard and they won't be able to ignore their sexuality any more, but that day isn't here yet - and for now I just want them to be little girls. And for you ladies: I'm also pretty tired of the Tampax and sanitary napkin ads on TV. I REALLY believe the day is coming when they will show drawings (or pictures) of male & female genitalia on TV - and THAT will be going too far. I wonder REALLY: Is there no modesty anymore? I REALLY WONDER why I have never heard any complaints from the women about those TV ads??


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Well said. I'm Mr. Mom and do the carpool for my kids and others in the neighborhood every morning on the way into work. I am always changing the channel as they don't need to listen to adds about male issues.


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March 04, 2017, 10:26 AM
zoom6zoom
So now you really can do your thinking with your lower brain?




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