No, no, and no.

Just go away.

Madonna licks water out of dog bowl, continues to share eerie videos


Oh my God! Where did she find that sriracha sauce??



It's hilarious that people are "puzzled" and trying to understand the "meaning" of all this shit from this old woman, this attention whore. There's nothing to figure out. It's all just nonsense, devoid of meaning, and its purpose is only to get her attention.

Wholeheartedly agree, and believe it’s the same for most celebs and their never ending shock, awe, and drama.

I've liked some of her music. (Think I may even have a Madonna CD?) Kinda sorta thought she was a bit hawt at one time. But she's always been well off in the upper left corner of the hot/crazy matrix and, while it took longer than it should have, I eventually learned to run away from crazy.

Dear Madonna, if you want to remain relevant the way to do so is be talented.

We have known kids like this in grade school; the person that will eat bugs, that will throw their lunch at cars, that will constantly disrupt a class, that will blow off firecrackers at recess, etc. Craving for attention. And Madonna, in her 60s, is no different. Because she has no real musical talent to keep her in the spotlight, never did.

This is a sad sad time for ol Madonna. My favorite song of hers is La Isla Bonita, but she now emphasizes anti-class.

Frankly, it is more creepy than anything else.

As a musician/etc., I have always appreciated and actually admired the production value of her music, especially while she was pumping out the hits.

But as a person, she’s just vapid, damaged and can’t sell that schtick anymore.

Eeeeeeew.

Like all of these celebrities who have aged into irrelevancy, she is terrified of getting older. This is her futile attempt to remain youthful. What her and most godless people never come to terms with is that we are all mortal beings and will one day die. To deny that, you get what you see with Madonna. A pathetic old woman squatting over hot sauce.

Pathetic

I’ve always said that “anything is edible with hot sauce”, but in this case I have to revise that idea. Bleeh!!!!

Yep, just like a virgin. It appears Madonna is now emulating Miley Cyrus.

Well, that sauce is ruined now just by her being that close to it.
Bitch would probably curdle milk if it was close enough to her.
Just retire gracefully and go away.

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Originally posted by arfmel:
Pathetic

Pathetic is right. At some point it's just creepy and sad.

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Oh my God! Where did she find that sriracha sauce??

We finally got some on the shelves around here, I was getting scared, the bottle I had was running low.

Anyway, Madonna is a year younger than my parents. It's not something you really notice when you're younger, but I look at them and realize they're getting old. And then I see Madonna doing weird shit like this and it's extra weird.

at last, a clear illustration, where she managed to separate the elusive demands of "Performance Artist" from mere puerile 'performance'.

If it was Carolina reaper sauce, I’d say go for it…

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Originally posted by joatmonv:
Well, that sauce is ruined now just by her being that close to it.
Bitch would probably curdle milk if it was close enough to her.
Just retire gracefully and go away.

Ha...I would still use the sauce. She's been increasingly desperate lately...I'm a little scared of what might be next!

Skank. No other word fits her as well as this.

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Originally posted by gearhounds:
Skank. No other word fits her as well as this.

Amen and amen!!! I believe my circle of friends and I used that exact term in our 20's to describe her. In short, I wouldn't fornicate her with your (or anyone else's) private parts.

DAMAGED.
GOODS.