With good behavior that is almost 10 years guaranteed. 20 years would have been ideal, but this is reasonably satisfactory.

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Originally posted by ZSMICHAEL:
Theranos founder Elizabeth Holmes reportedly told a Walgreens consultant that “They don’t put pretty people like me in jail,” according to a government filing ahead of the sentencing hearing Friday.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^

They do in lipstick lesbian prison porn flicks. At least, a friend of a friend told someone else who told me that.

And now this selfish bitch is starting off two children’s lives without a mother.

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Originally posted by 400m:
And now this selfish bitch is starting off two children’s lives without a mother.

Which is precisely why she should have gotten a sentencing enhancement.

COO Sunny Balwani (and Holmes former boyfriend) sentenced to 13 years in prison yesterday. Happy to see despite all of their publicity that they didn't get away without having punishment.

I wonder how long the appeal process will take for the both of them. Interesting that he got more time. Seems it had to do with specficd charges. Neither of them were convicted of harming patients. That is ridiculous in my opinion.

She's applied for some deferred jail entry due to pregnancy or some similar bullshit.

I guess black is the new orange.

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Originally posted by Georgeair:
She's applied for some deferred jail entry due to pregnancy or some similar bullshit.

Elizabeth Holmes loses latest bid to avoid prison and gets hit with $452 million restitution bill

Those poor kids she spawned.

I can just see the ad her husband is working on:

"Billionaire seeks nanny/side chick for 11 year project. Pay in accordance with performance and satisfaction."

Except the dumbest man in America (OK, maybe on par with the illegitimate President) has a net worth estimated to be only $10 million. I hope that money is on the line for her bullshit.

I'm willing to bet that Evans' parents have spent the past two years with attorneys attempting to figure out how best to shield their $ and son from Liz The Looney.

$10 million or $1 billion, who hasn't exaggerated a bit in a personal ad? Mine says I'm 6'2", blond, with a 6-pack and a tripod.

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Originally posted by ArtieS:
$10 million or $1 billion, who hasn't exaggerated a bit in a personal ad? Mine says I'm 6'2", blond, with a 6-pack and a tripod.

You mean you are only 6’ 1”?

Women everywhere are crushed.

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Originally posted by Sig2340:

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Originally posted by ArtieS:
$10 million or $1 billion, who hasn't exaggerated a bit in a personal ad? Mine says I'm 6'2", blond, with a 6-pack and a tripod.

You mean you are only 6’ 1”?

Women everywhere are crushed.

Total thread drift… somebody made a website with actual census data for screening by age, race, height and income. Even has separate sorters for obese and married or not. So when a lady in her personal ad says she wants 6 feet, 6 figures and 6 inches, and won’t settle for less you can let her know what % of the population. Based on this data I will occasionally tease my wife that she’s free to leave me anytime but to find another similar man within 5 years of my age and my height and income she will look long and hard because my data fits less than .7% of all the male US population. And if she wants another white dude it’s like .05% https://igotstandardsbro.com/

Fun gadget website to play around with. Result at the end are humourous as well

^^^So you're saying you have big hands...

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Originally posted by nhracecraft:
^^^So you're saying you have big hands...

You know what they say about big hands… big gloves.

I read the book by the WSJ reporter, Bad Blood, and it was fascinating. Several patients died due to her fraud, and several of her employees killed themselves.

Her heroes were Steve Jobs and Hillary Clinton.

Of those she defrauded, some were: George Schultz, Bill Frist, Rupert Murdoch (who wrote off a $100 million loss), and several other big names I don't recall.

The day for Holmes to report to prison in Texas is here.

Does she surrender or run?

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Originally posted by AUTiger89:

Of those she defrauded, some were: George Schultz, Bill Frist, Rupert Murdoch (who wrote off a $100 million loss), and several other big names I don't recall.

The list was long and illustrious. Also included VP Biden, Robert Kraft, Henry Kissinger plus upper management at Safeway and Walgreens who got hammered.

Great book, BTW.

Checking in to the 'gray bar hotel' today, I've got your confirmed reservation right here...