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People often complain about the police, but you rarely hear about the positive things they do, such as this incident involving a biker and a frozen carburetor. Last January on a bitterly cold winter's day, a North Dakota State Trooper on patrol came upon a motorcyclist who was stalled by the roadside. The biker was swathed in heavy protective clothing and wearing a full-face helmet to protect the face from the cold weather. What's the matter? asked the Trooper "Carburetor's frozen," was the terse reply. "Pee on it. That'll thaw it out." "I can't," said the biker. "OK, watch me closely and I'll show you." The Trooper unzipped and promptly warmed the carburetor as promised. Moments later the bike started and the rider drove off, waving. A few days later, the local State Troopers office received a note of thanks from the father of the motorcyclist. It began: "On behalf of my daughter Jill..." Luckily, I have enough willpower to control the driving ambition that rages within me. When you had the votes, we did things your way. Now, we have the votes and you will be doing things our way. This lesson in political reality from Lyndon B. Johnson "Some things are apparent. Where government moves in, community retreats, civil society disintegrates and our ability to control our own destiny atrophies. The result is: families under siege; war in the streets; unapologetic expropriation of property; the precipitous decline of the rule of law; the rapid rise of corruption; the loss of civility and the triumph of deceit. The result is a debased, debauched culture which finds moral depravity entertaining and virtue contemptible." - Justice Janice Rogers Brown | ||
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Excellent!!! RMD TL Davis: “The Second Amendment is special, not because it protects guns, but because its violation signals a government with the intention to oppress its people…” Remember: After the first one, the rest are free. | |||
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Didn't see that coming! Stolen Collecting dust. | |||
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Ok, I had to read it twice to get it  | |||
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A nice girl who rides a Harley, and works in the IT department for Bank of North Dakota gets a call about a computer problem the CEO is experiencing. She shows up and asks what the problem is, and he says; "I don't know, it just froze. She says, as she hops up on the desk; "I got this!..." "the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב! | |||
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A blonde on an old Harley pulls into a gas station and tells the mechanic the bike is running rough and won't idle. The mechanic looks at the motor, does some work on it and after several minutes comes out and tells the blonde the bike is running OK. She asked: "what was the problem"? Mechanic: "Just crap in the carburetor". Blonde asked: "How often do I have to do that"? ********* "Some people are alive today because it's against the law to kill them". | |||
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A blonde with a rough running car pulls into a service station. The mechanic puts it on the lift and checks it over. He wipes his hands and says "Looks like you blew a seal". The blonde wipes her mouth and says, "Nah.. I just ate a sugar donut"!! "Shoot lower, Sheriff, They're ridin' shetlands" May I assume you're not here to inquire about the alcohol or the tobacco? | |||
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