I'm just hoping those sex-crazed cicadas stay away from the damn monkeys!
April 05, 2024, 05:21 PM
.38supersig
Next week they'll tell us about Murder Cicadas!
Brrrrt...
April 05, 2024, 05:32 PM
Balzé Halzé
Hyper-sexual Zombie cicadas?
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Men will fight and die to protect women... because women protect everything else. ~Andrew Klavan
April 05, 2024, 05:36 PM
sigmonkey
quote:
Originally posted by architect: I'm just hoping those sex-crazed cicadas stay away from the damn monkeys!
Great... the 17 year flying monkey pox.
"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב!
April 05, 2024, 05:37 PM
12GA
Hyper-Sexual Zombie Cicadas are why we can’t have nice things.
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April 05, 2024, 07:38 PM
darthfuster
Might be a good source of protein.
You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier
April 05, 2024, 07:42 PM
YooperSigs
And they fry up nicely!
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April 05, 2024, 09:15 PM
400m
Another vaccine coming
April 05, 2024, 09:41 PM
newtoSig765
Delayed publication date? Should have been released April 1.
-------------------------- Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats. -- H L Mencken
I always prefer reality when I can figure out what it is. -- JALLEN 10/18/18
April 05, 2024, 09:43 PM
Andyb
Hyper Sexual Zombie Cicadas would be a pretty metal band name.
"Pickin' stones and pullin' teats is a hard way to make a living. But, sure as God's got sandals, it beats fightin' dudes with treasure trails."
"We've been tricked, we've been backstabbed, and we've been quite possibly, bamboozled."
April 05, 2024, 10:15 PM
phydough
Can the fungus affect humans?
Um, asking for a friend…
April 06, 2024, 07:21 AM
Z06
Tastes like chicken.
________________________________________________________ The trouble with trouble is; it always starts out as fun.
April 06, 2024, 05:57 PM
powermad
Must be the new buzz word, zombie guns are now among us as well.
April 06, 2024, 06:08 PM
OttoSig
The total(it’s) eclipse should kill em.
10 years to retirement! Just waiting!
April 06, 2024, 06:10 PM
Fredward
Sexually transmitted, huh? Hmmm....no, I'm safe.
April 06, 2024, 06:29 PM
Hound Dog
quote:
Originally posted by YooperSigs: And they fry up nicely!
Oh you just KNOW the Chinese are gonna eat those things. Here comes Covid/Monkeypox24. . .
Fear God and Dread Nought Admiral of the Fleet Sir Jacky Fisher
April 06, 2024, 07:52 PM
OneWheelDrive
The Chinese are probably making masks that will protect us.
================================================ Ultron: "You're unbearably naive." Vision: "Well, I was born yesterday."
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